Title: Besties Chapter Two
Title: Besties
Author: Suju_Shinki
Pairing: Yoosu, Yunjae, others.
length: 2/?
Genre: Crack, fluff, smut, drama
Rating: PG13-NC17
Summary: Teenage!friends-with-benefits!Yoosu. Of friendship, jealousy, sex, some weed, alcohol and love. Typical teenage stuff XD
Chapter Two: General Shirley
“I didn't even want to come when I thought it was a regular sportscamp! And here we're in the freaking middle of nowhere! I didn't not sign up for the army!”
“This isn't the army, Yoochun. It's a Survivalcamp. It's just like a Sportscamp, just a little bit harder,” the teacher tried to explain.
“If this isn't the army then what is General Giant doing over there?” Yoochun pointed at the huge guy standing right next to the entrance of the room they all had to share.
“He's just here to lead-”
“Army.”
“No,” the teacher sighed. “Listen, you're not forced to do anything. Just have fun okay?” when he saw the smirk appear on Yoochun's face he immediately regretted saying anything. “You still have to participate-”
“You can't force me.”
“Come on, Yoochun,” Junsu said popping out of nowhere. “Who knows, it could be fun!”
“This is a Survivalcamp. You're here to survive-”
Heechul snorted.
“Did you make a sound, young lady?” The General-guy asked him.
Yunho burst out laughing and Heechul's eyes widened. “What did you call me?”
At hearing Heechul's voice it was the big guy's turn to look surprised. “I mean...did you make a sound, young man?”
“Oh, yeah,” Heechul answered.
“What did you want to say?”
“Nothing. I was laughing at you.”
“Heechul...” Yunho said in a tone that was trying to stop the older boy from going overboard. Which he often did.
“Well, we'll see who will be laughing when this is all over,” the General smirked. “I am your leader for the next three days. My name is Miss Shirley McCladden-”
This time it was Yoochun's turn to burst out laughing.
“What is your problem?”
“I thought you were a-”
Junsu pinched Yoochun in his side and leaned over to Yoochun. “Don't say it.”
“I thought you were a...Korean,” Yoochun said rolling his eyes at Junsu.
Shirley eyed him suspiciously, but continued. “Well, I'm not. Anyway. You can call me General. And I'm here to make sure you work as hard as you can, and as much as you can. There's is no time to be pretty,” she said, walking past the line of boys and stopping in front of Heechul. “Got that?”
“I don't need time to be pretty,” Heechul shrugged. “I just am.”
Shirley ignored him and stopped in front of Yunho. “And there is no time to be handsome.”
“Why thank you, Miss General,” Yunho smiled and she ignored him.
“No time to be cute,” she said glaring at Junsu who just replied with a wave and a “Hi~~”
“And you,” she stopped right in front of Yoochun and took him in from top to bottom.
“Yeah?” he asked.
“There is no time to be lazy.”
“We'll see about that.”
“What did you say?”
“I said I thought you were Korean.”
“I already told you I'm not,” she hissed. “Don't make that mistake again.”
“I wont, Shirley.”
She was about to start yelling when her eyes found the person standing next to Yoochun.
“Who are you?”
“Who?” Changmin asked looking around him. “Me?”
“Yeah, you. What's your name?”
“Changmin...”
“I like you.”
“Oh...”
“Score,” Yoochun chuckled at patted Changmin on his shoulder. The others were all trying not to laugh, when General Shirley walked away to go and start yelling at the girls who were waiting a couple of feet away. “Was it love at first sight for you two, Changmin?”
“Please, shut up. That's going to cause me nightmares,” Changmin shivered.
“Why did you have to be so annoying? Couldn't you just keep your mouth shut for 5 seconds?” Junsu asked Yoochun.
“Oh, please. You were laughing. And don't tell me you knew he was a she.”
“Whatever. I kind of like her.”
“Because she called you cute?”
“Yeah.”
“You are so easy. Anyway, you can't go after her. Changmin has dibs on General Shirley,” Yoochun smirked.
“Junsu can have her!”Changmin exclaimed.
One of the teacher came up to them saying they could finally go and have breakfast.
“What about the girls?” Yunho asked.
“They'll be there with you in a couple of minutes.”
“Army,” Yoochun shook his head, looking at the unattractive food set in front of him.
“Just eat,” Junsu said. “It's not that bad.”
“Do you even taste the food? You're eating so fast I can't believe it even touches your tongue.”
The hall they were seated in had two long tables, one for girls and one for boys. Yoochun thought they had gone back in time 50 years.
“This is so annoying-”
“Stop complaining.”
“But this is so-”
They got distracted by a the large door, that immediately led outside opening and revealing a classmate they had all forgotten about.
“Jaejoong?” Yoochun asked and stood up from the table. “I thought you weren't coming!”
“I missed the bus, you assholes. You could have called me. Or at least have answered my calls,” he moved up to the table poked Yoochun in the chest.
“My battery is dead?” Yoochun tried.
“*cough* liar*cough*”
“Great help, Junsu,” Yoochun sighed. “Anyway! You're here now! That's great. Why don't you say hi to Mister Shirley over there? He'll be happy to explain to you why we're here.”
“Shirley? I didn't know that could be a boys' name to,” Jaejoong said scratching his head.
Junsu wanted to say something but the look on Yoochun's face told him not to.
“Yeah, me neither. Go and ask him.”
Jaejoong went to talk to general Shirley.
“You are pure evil,”Junsu shook his head, but he had a huge grin on his face.
“Ehm, Mister Shirley?” They heard Jaejoong say and burst out laughing.
how do you guys like general Shirley? XD
not much YooSu but there's a whole batch in Chapter four, so I hope you guys don't mind to much ^^
Comments are <333
Author: Suju_Shinki
Pairing: Yoosu, Yunjae, others.
length: 2/?
Genre: Crack, fluff, smut, drama
Rating: PG13-NC17
Summary: Teenage!friends-with-benefits!Yoosu. Of friendship, jealousy, sex, some weed, alcohol and love. Typical teenage stuff XD
Chapter Two: General Shirley
“I didn't even want to come when I thought it was a regular sportscamp! And here we're in the freaking middle of nowhere! I didn't not sign up for the army!”
“This isn't the army, Yoochun. It's a Survivalcamp. It's just like a Sportscamp, just a little bit harder,” the teacher tried to explain.
“If this isn't the army then what is General Giant doing over there?” Yoochun pointed at the huge guy standing right next to the entrance of the room they all had to share.
“He's just here to lead-”
“Army.”
“No,” the teacher sighed. “Listen, you're not forced to do anything. Just have fun okay?” when he saw the smirk appear on Yoochun's face he immediately regretted saying anything. “You still have to participate-”
“You can't force me.”
“Come on, Yoochun,” Junsu said popping out of nowhere. “Who knows, it could be fun!”
“This is a Survivalcamp. You're here to survive-”
Heechul snorted.
“Did you make a sound, young lady?” The General-guy asked him.
Yunho burst out laughing and Heechul's eyes widened. “What did you call me?”
At hearing Heechul's voice it was the big guy's turn to look surprised. “I mean...did you make a sound, young man?”
“Oh, yeah,” Heechul answered.
“What did you want to say?”
“Nothing. I was laughing at you.”
“Heechul...” Yunho said in a tone that was trying to stop the older boy from going overboard. Which he often did.
“Well, we'll see who will be laughing when this is all over,” the General smirked. “I am your leader for the next three days. My name is Miss Shirley McCladden-”
This time it was Yoochun's turn to burst out laughing.
“What is your problem?”
“I thought you were a-”
Junsu pinched Yoochun in his side and leaned over to Yoochun. “Don't say it.”
“I thought you were a...Korean,” Yoochun said rolling his eyes at Junsu.
Shirley eyed him suspiciously, but continued. “Well, I'm not. Anyway. You can call me General. And I'm here to make sure you work as hard as you can, and as much as you can. There's is no time to be pretty,” she said, walking past the line of boys and stopping in front of Heechul. “Got that?”
“I don't need time to be pretty,” Heechul shrugged. “I just am.”
Shirley ignored him and stopped in front of Yunho. “And there is no time to be handsome.”
“Why thank you, Miss General,” Yunho smiled and she ignored him.
“No time to be cute,” she said glaring at Junsu who just replied with a wave and a “Hi~~”
“And you,” she stopped right in front of Yoochun and took him in from top to bottom.
“Yeah?” he asked.
“There is no time to be lazy.”
“We'll see about that.”
“What did you say?”
“I said I thought you were Korean.”
“I already told you I'm not,” she hissed. “Don't make that mistake again.”
“I wont, Shirley.”
She was about to start yelling when her eyes found the person standing next to Yoochun.
“Who are you?”
“Who?” Changmin asked looking around him. “Me?”
“Yeah, you. What's your name?”
“Changmin...”
“I like you.”
“Oh...”
“Score,” Yoochun chuckled at patted Changmin on his shoulder. The others were all trying not to laugh, when General Shirley walked away to go and start yelling at the girls who were waiting a couple of feet away. “Was it love at first sight for you two, Changmin?”
“Please, shut up. That's going to cause me nightmares,” Changmin shivered.
“Why did you have to be so annoying? Couldn't you just keep your mouth shut for 5 seconds?” Junsu asked Yoochun.
“Oh, please. You were laughing. And don't tell me you knew he was a she.”
“Whatever. I kind of like her.”
“Because she called you cute?”
“Yeah.”
“You are so easy. Anyway, you can't go after her. Changmin has dibs on General Shirley,” Yoochun smirked.
“Junsu can have her!”Changmin exclaimed.
One of the teacher came up to them saying they could finally go and have breakfast.
“What about the girls?” Yunho asked.
“They'll be there with you in a couple of minutes.”
“Army,” Yoochun shook his head, looking at the unattractive food set in front of him.
“Just eat,” Junsu said. “It's not that bad.”
“Do you even taste the food? You're eating so fast I can't believe it even touches your tongue.”
The hall they were seated in had two long tables, one for girls and one for boys. Yoochun thought they had gone back in time 50 years.
“This is so annoying-”
“Stop complaining.”
“But this is so-”
They got distracted by a the large door, that immediately led outside opening and revealing a classmate they had all forgotten about.
“Jaejoong?” Yoochun asked and stood up from the table. “I thought you weren't coming!”
“I missed the bus, you assholes. You could have called me. Or at least have answered my calls,” he moved up to the table poked Yoochun in the chest.
“My battery is dead?” Yoochun tried.
“*cough* liar*cough*”
“Great help, Junsu,” Yoochun sighed. “Anyway! You're here now! That's great. Why don't you say hi to Mister Shirley over there? He'll be happy to explain to you why we're here.”
“Shirley? I didn't know that could be a boys' name to,” Jaejoong said scratching his head.
Junsu wanted to say something but the look on Yoochun's face told him not to.
“Yeah, me neither. Go and ask him.”
Jaejoong went to talk to general Shirley.
“You are pure evil,”Junsu shook his head, but he had a huge grin on his face.
“Ehm, Mister Shirley?” They heard Jaejoong say and burst out laughing.
how do you guys like general Shirley? XD
not much YooSu but there's a whole batch in Chapter four, so I hope you guys don't mind to much ^^
Comments are <333