Title: Psychology test 2/2
Title: Psychology test
Author: Suju_Shinki
Length: two-shot [2/2]
Pairing: Yoosu
Genre: crack?
Rating: pg-15 for some swearing?
Summery: Jaejoong leaves Yoochun and Junsu's tests lying around and guess who finds them?
AN: *HEAVES* I hope I haven't dissapointed any of you who requested a sequel... *feels pressure*
On the back of Yoochun's test
Dude,
Denial much? God, how can you even live with yourself? I mean...dude? Come one. We get it. The kid is hot. No need to repeat it every three lines. Oh and you like sex. We get that to.
I admit Jaejoong's questions are weird (by the way hyung, maybe you should change majors? This doesn't seem to be working out to well for you) but your answers aren't less retarded. Everyone you've dated isn't good enough? Fuck you. I'm better than anyone you'll ever date. Yeah, I went there. The reason it didn't work out between us wasn't because I was a loser. It was because you were to stupid to remember a fucking date. And saying that good sex is the most important thing in a relationship says a lot about you. One thing it says is: IDIOT. Good riddance, you were a waste of time anyway.
And what's with the 'endangered species' crap? Since when do you even care? And calling a dolphin gay is low, dude. Since you're gayer than the pinkest, rainbowiest dolphin. Fuck you, it's a word as of today.
So you were really into me? I remember that kiss. It sucked. Fine, it was kind of fun but if your crush finds out that we're talking like this he may just change his mind about breaking up with his boyfriend. Ow you didn't know? I read his test to. He's hot for your forehead man. It's kind of sick. He's even willing to dump the Brian for that forehead of yours. Ow, and he thinks about you when they're having sex. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
I agree on Jaejoong being an idiot, by the way. And the perv would probably enjoy getting fucked by Yunho's waterbottle.
Best hyung, my ass Jaejoong. MY ASS.
I'm showing this to Yunho by the way. Fuck you. Both.
The Mighty Magnae Min
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Why would I fuck Jaejoong with my coin collection? What's with that? Jaejoong if you get to read this, what are they talking about? I'm confused T_T
Yoochun, Changmin, stop cursing on Jaejoong. He means well. Sure his questions are questionable but he's still learning.
So you have the hots for Junsu? You know he has a boyfriend, right? But that's probably not important to you since you lack...morals. No offence. I like you a lot. You know Junsu told me Brian doesn't like french kissing? He says it's to wet and he thinks it's gross. I know right? What a douchebagg XD. If I were you I'd go ahead and french the hell out of Junsu. I wouldn't wait for it to rain though. It's been pretty dry lately.
Oh and who's this friend you'd redirect Jaejoongie to? Why do I have a weird feeling it's me? I feel like I'm missing something here. Enlighten me, you guys!
Jaejoong, I found a copies of the test so I went ahead and filled it in for you. Hope it helps with your study ^^
Love,
Yunho Hyung.
-
Yoochun,
Thank me for pulling the truth out of you. Junsu broke up with his boyfriend this morning. Go fuck the hell out of him.
And you answered the last question wrong. The answer was: JAEJOONG. THAT'S RIGHT BITCH. SUCK ON THAT.
Changmin,
I hate your guts and I hope you die.
Yunho<3
Heeyy! If you're still wondering who Yoochun meant...well he meant you! Silly right? Thank for sticking for me against those brats. I owe you! Tell me what I can do for you in return. I'd do anything. And I mean ANYTHING. Love you, babe! As friends if you want. If you don't want-
Love,
Jaejoongie.
--
On the back of Junsu's test
Junsu,
What the fuck is wrong with you? A forehead fetish? I thought I knew you man. I thought I knew you. Before you go all faggy on me and come crying saying that you don't know what to do because you're in love with my ex and you want to cum all over his forehead, don't bother. I don't care. That boyfriend of yours is a moron and Yoochun is way better. Don't you dare tell him I said that.
I can tell you one thing: the answers you gave on the test aren't half as retarded as Yoochun gave. Still retarded. Just less. At least you made sense out of the dolphin/mouse question.
You haven't spoken to your own boyfriend for two weeks? That's sad man. Dump his ass as fast as you can. I hear he doesn't even want to french you? Don't worry, Yoochun has no problems with that. Neither does he have any problems with kissing in public. You guys will have fun together.
I remember the time you touched the electricity socket. I laughed so hard I could have died man XD
Like seriously. I couldn't breath anymore. Thank you for that. You have amused me. A lot.
Kuddo's man. I owe you.
Yunho. Please tell you finally get it after you read this? Jaejoong owns a 'I heart Yunho' sweater for god's sake.
Ow and Jaejoong? You totally got pwned at that last question.
The Mighty Magnae Min
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D'aaaaaaaaaaaaaawwww you think I'm the most awesomest hyung? You're the most awesomest dongsaeng!
I hear you broke up with your boyfriend and I read that you have a fetish for foreheads. I totally understand you man. I have a fetish for ankles. Is that weird? I mean I've heard of foot-fetishes before but feet creep me out. I just like ankles a lot. Especially Jaejoong hyung's ankles.
Speaking of Jaejoongie. Is it true? Does he like me? Tell me! Tell as soon as you read this, because I'm about to die of a freaking heart-attack and it's going to be your fault. Do you want that? Do you want your favourite hyung to die of a heart-attack?
You have gorgeous ankles by the way.
Yours truly,
Most awesomest hyung.
-
Okay, so everything Yunho said above is so fucking cute I could die right with him. The only thing that's totally turning me off is the fucking 'most awesomest hyung'. You should really check your grammer, babe. Really. Like...really.
You think my ankles are pretty? Who's are prettier? Mine or Junsu's?
I know I should be worried about you reading the things Junsu said in the test, but seeing that you're not writing anything bad I'm just going to believe you're into me as much as I'm into you.
Changmin,
Really, go die. Jump of a bridge, out of a window, off the roof. SOMETHING. JUST DIE!
Junsu,
Yoochun wants you as much as you want him. I have to write this fast because he's chasing me and-
-jae
Yunho's test
Test part 1.
Test part 2.
Jaejoong-hyung, I was going to fill this in and be all romantic and stuff, but since Junsu was chasing me down the street for like half an hour I'm just going to say this quickly and then slide it under your door. I love you.
Peace out,
Your Yunho.
On the back of Yunho's test.
You didn't expect me to find it first, did you? As much as I hate you right now, I still love you for getting us together. So I'm not going to rip this up and throw it away. It's evidence of your gayness to so yeah. I'll just leave it on Jae's pillow.
The Chun.
Yoochun wrote on this before I got to, but I don't mind. This is really sweet hyung! I'm sorry for running after you and making you cross the road and get hit by that bike when you tried to dodge that babycarriage. But you weren't hurt to bad, so whatever right? I'm so happy with my new boyfriend! We were at the mall today and we kissed, right in front of McDonalds!
Jaejoong hyung! You're finally getting what you want to! Yay for us right? =D
-Junsu~
-
Do I really have to say how gay that was, Junsu? God.
Whatever. I'm happy for you guys. I'll slip this back under Jaejoong's door.
-The Mighty Magnae Min
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Yunho, I love you to
-Your Jaejoong. Always.
Author: Suju_Shinki
Length: two-shot [2/2]
Pairing: Yoosu
Genre: crack?
Rating: pg-15 for some swearing?
Summery: Jaejoong leaves Yoochun and Junsu's tests lying around and guess who finds them?
AN: *HEAVES* I hope I haven't dissapointed any of you who requested a sequel... *feels pressure*
On the back of Yoochun's test
Dude,
Denial much? God, how can you even live with yourself? I mean...dude? Come one. We get it. The kid is hot. No need to repeat it every three lines. Oh and you like sex. We get that to.
I admit Jaejoong's questions are weird (by the way hyung, maybe you should change majors? This doesn't seem to be working out to well for you) but your answers aren't less retarded. Everyone you've dated isn't good enough? Fuck you. I'm better than anyone you'll ever date. Yeah, I went there. The reason it didn't work out between us wasn't because I was a loser. It was because you were to stupid to remember a fucking date. And saying that good sex is the most important thing in a relationship says a lot about you. One thing it says is: IDIOT. Good riddance, you were a waste of time anyway.
And what's with the 'endangered species' crap? Since when do you even care? And calling a dolphin gay is low, dude. Since you're gayer than the pinkest, rainbowiest dolphin. Fuck you, it's a word as of today.
So you were really into me? I remember that kiss. It sucked. Fine, it was kind of fun but if your crush finds out that we're talking like this he may just change his mind about breaking up with his boyfriend. Ow you didn't know? I read his test to. He's hot for your forehead man. It's kind of sick. He's even willing to dump the Brian for that forehead of yours. Ow, and he thinks about you when they're having sex. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
I agree on Jaejoong being an idiot, by the way. And the perv would probably enjoy getting fucked by Yunho's waterbottle.
Best hyung, my ass Jaejoong. MY ASS.
I'm showing this to Yunho by the way. Fuck you. Both.
The Mighty Magnae Min
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Why would I fuck Jaejoong with my coin collection? What's with that? Jaejoong if you get to read this, what are they talking about? I'm confused T_T
Yoochun, Changmin, stop cursing on Jaejoong. He means well. Sure his questions are questionable but he's still learning.
So you have the hots for Junsu? You know he has a boyfriend, right? But that's probably not important to you since you lack...morals. No offence. I like you a lot. You know Junsu told me Brian doesn't like french kissing? He says it's to wet and he thinks it's gross. I know right? What a douchebagg XD. If I were you I'd go ahead and french the hell out of Junsu. I wouldn't wait for it to rain though. It's been pretty dry lately.
Oh and who's this friend you'd redirect Jaejoongie to? Why do I have a weird feeling it's me? I feel like I'm missing something here. Enlighten me, you guys!
Jaejoong, I found a copies of the test so I went ahead and filled it in for you. Hope it helps with your study ^^
Love,
Yunho Hyung.
-
Yoochun,
Thank me for pulling the truth out of you. Junsu broke up with his boyfriend this morning. Go fuck the hell out of him.
And you answered the last question wrong. The answer was: JAEJOONG. THAT'S RIGHT BITCH. SUCK ON THAT.
Changmin,
I hate your guts and I hope you die.
Yunho<3
Heeyy! If you're still wondering who Yoochun meant...well he meant you! Silly right? Thank for sticking for me against those brats. I owe you! Tell me what I can do for you in return. I'd do anything. And I mean ANYTHING. Love you, babe! As friends if you want. If you don't want-
Love,
Jaejoongie.
--
On the back of Junsu's test
Junsu,
What the fuck is wrong with you? A forehead fetish? I thought I knew you man. I thought I knew you. Before you go all faggy on me and come crying saying that you don't know what to do because you're in love with my ex and you want to cum all over his forehead, don't bother. I don't care. That boyfriend of yours is a moron and Yoochun is way better. Don't you dare tell him I said that.
I can tell you one thing: the answers you gave on the test aren't half as retarded as Yoochun gave. Still retarded. Just less. At least you made sense out of the dolphin/mouse question.
You haven't spoken to your own boyfriend for two weeks? That's sad man. Dump his ass as fast as you can. I hear he doesn't even want to french you? Don't worry, Yoochun has no problems with that. Neither does he have any problems with kissing in public. You guys will have fun together.
I remember the time you touched the electricity socket. I laughed so hard I could have died man XD
Like seriously. I couldn't breath anymore. Thank you for that. You have amused me. A lot.
Kuddo's man. I owe you.
Yunho. Please tell you finally get it after you read this? Jaejoong owns a 'I heart Yunho' sweater for god's sake.
Ow and Jaejoong? You totally got pwned at that last question.
The Mighty Magnae Min
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D'aaaaaaaaaaaaaawwww you think I'm the most awesomest hyung? You're the most awesomest dongsaeng!
I hear you broke up with your boyfriend and I read that you have a fetish for foreheads. I totally understand you man. I have a fetish for ankles. Is that weird? I mean I've heard of foot-fetishes before but feet creep me out. I just like ankles a lot. Especially Jaejoong hyung's ankles.
Speaking of Jaejoongie. Is it true? Does he like me? Tell me! Tell as soon as you read this, because I'm about to die of a freaking heart-attack and it's going to be your fault. Do you want that? Do you want your favourite hyung to die of a heart-attack?
You have gorgeous ankles by the way.
Yours truly,
Most awesomest hyung.
-
Okay, so everything Yunho said above is so fucking cute I could die right with him. The only thing that's totally turning me off is the fucking 'most awesomest hyung'. You should really check your grammer, babe. Really. Like...really.
You think my ankles are pretty? Who's are prettier? Mine or Junsu's?
I know I should be worried about you reading the things Junsu said in the test, but seeing that you're not writing anything bad I'm just going to believe you're into me as much as I'm into you.
Changmin,
Really, go die. Jump of a bridge, out of a window, off the roof. SOMETHING. JUST DIE!
Junsu,
Yoochun wants you as much as you want him. I have to write this fast because he's chasing me and-
-jae
Yunho's test
Test part 1.
Name: Jung Yunho
Age: 21
Sex: male
Sexual preference: Jaejoong
Favourite colour: Blue
Favourite place: Dance studio
Likes: Dancing, all things Jaejoong-related, bambi
Dislikes: people stealing my coins
Why are you taking this test? Because I want Jaejoong to know how I feel.
Test part 2.
Have you ever been in a relationship for longer than six months? If your answer is yes, then why did that relationship end? Is your answer no, then why do you think that is?
Two animals are in danger. A dolphin and a mouse. You can choose only one to save. Which one would it be and why?
How many times a day do you think of sex? What kind of things can trigger those thoughts?
How do you feel about kissing in public?
When you meet someone for the first time what do you look at?
When someone asks you to do a favour, but it's actually something you don't want to do, do you still do it?
What do you think is most important in a relationship?
When a friend asks you to have sex with him because he feels lonely would you do it? Or would you redirect him to another friend? Why?
What is the most perfect first kiss?
What have you learned from this test?
Who's the most awesome hyung in the world?
Jaejoong-hyung, I was going to fill this in and be all romantic and stuff, but since Junsu was chasing me down the street for like half an hour I'm just going to say this quickly and then slide it under your door. I love you.
Peace out,
Your Yunho.
On the back of Yunho's test.
You didn't expect me to find it first, did you? As much as I hate you right now, I still love you for getting us together. So I'm not going to rip this up and throw it away. It's evidence of your gayness to so yeah. I'll just leave it on Jae's pillow.
The Chun.
Yoochun wrote on this before I got to, but I don't mind. This is really sweet hyung! I'm sorry for running after you and making you cross the road and get hit by that bike when you tried to dodge that babycarriage. But you weren't hurt to bad, so whatever right? I'm so happy with my new boyfriend! We were at the mall today and we kissed, right in front of McDonalds!
Jaejoong hyung! You're finally getting what you want to! Yay for us right? =D
-Junsu~
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Do I really have to say how gay that was, Junsu? God.
Whatever. I'm happy for you guys. I'll slip this back under Jaejoong's door.
-The Mighty Magnae Min
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Yunho, I love you to
-Your Jaejoong. Always.