Fragments
Title: Fragments
Pairing: Yoosu
Genre: Crack, Fluff, Angstish
Lenght: Oneshot
author: Suju_shinki
Summary: Some Fragments out of their lives
An: peachinlabel, I love you thiiiis much 8D Don't think about it too much, just go with it.
Fragments
“Hey bitch, where you at?”
“What did you just say?”
“Not digging mah new slang?”
“The second I see you, I'm going to kick your ass.”
“Don't be sour, yo. I'm just doin' mah tang-”
“Junsu, seriously, I'm going to beat you up so hard if you don't stop being an idiot.”
“O no you di'int.”
“That's it. Where the hell are you?”
“Bitch never gonna find out! What's yo game now, huh? What's yo game now?!”
“Is that your mom in the background?”
“O, shit-”
-
From: My Ass
Babe, can you give me a ride to work tonight? My mom needs the car and I'm not walking.
From: My Bitch
I'd be happy too, but I don't know if my scooter can hold your ass.
From: My Ass
You really want to talk about my ass bitch?
From: My Bitch
Who are you calling an assbitch?”
From: My Ass
Ok. It's on. IT. IS. ON.
From: My Bitch
Chill out. I'll take you.
From: My Ass
I don't even want your help anymore. Fuck you~
From: My Bitch
What time should I be there?
From: My Ass
Seven.
-
“What? What's wrong? You sound upset-”
“I fucking hate him, Junsu. How am I supposed to stay under the same roof with that fuck? I left. I just...I couldn't listen to his shit anymore, I, I-”
“Where did you go? Yoochun, where are you?”
“Somewhere, I-”
“Have you been drinking?”
“...Yeah.”
“Tell me where you are and I'll come and get you.”
“I'm down town. In front of...McDonalds.”
“Okay, don't move. I'll be right there.”
-
“What are you wearing?”
“Jaejoong said you'd like it. I thought he cut up one of his old aprons or something, but he knows you and he said you'd like it so I thought why not and now you hate it. You hate it.”
“I don't hate it. It's just...different. But if there's anyone who can rock something like this, it's you, isn't it?”
“Ah, your hand is cold.”
“Your back is hot.”
“I just got here...”
“Who cares? Let's go...”
-
“Where did you two run off too last night?”
“Jaejoong, I have to tell you something. It...happened.”
“If IT isn't what I think it is, I'm going to kick your ass. What happened? Specifics. Now.”
“We left the party, because Junsu was looking smoking hot in something ridiculous-”
“That shirt cost me a fortune!”
“And when we got to the parking lot, we kissed for a while. And then I took him home...and his parents were gone.”
“And? And? And?”
“And one thing lead to another...”
“And you shagged!”
“What? No! What the hell, Jaejoong? You know we're not ready for that yet. What's your problem?”
“Then what the fuck are you talking about, you dick? Be specific!”
“I just told him I loved him and he said it back. God, Jaejoong, you're such a fucking moron. Don't expect me to tell you anything, anytime soon.”
-
“Whatcha doin'?”
“Nothin' much. Spamming Jae's email.”
“Let's go out.”
“Too cold.”
“Don't be lame.”
“Why don't you come over here?”
“I'd...rather not.”
“He's not here. It's just me.”
“When is he coming back?”
“Not for a long time. Again, I'm sorry for what happened last time. I didn't think he'd show up, or else I wouldn't have brought you over. I'd never do that to you.”
“I know that, don't worry. You love me.”
“And you love me.”
“Let's just go to the mall and hang out. I'll see you there in 20 minutes. If you're late, I'll hurt you.”
“Fine, fine.”
-
“O my god. Jaejoong. It happened.”
“Fuck you. I don't want to hear it.”
“No, I think you do.”
“Does it have anything to do with sex?”
“...Yeah.”
“O, shit! Spill!”
“We hung out at the mall yesterday and came back to my place afterwards-”
“Your place? What about you stepdad?”
“He wasn't there. He's out of town for another week.”
“Well, well, well?”
“Well, we went up to my room and one thing lead to another...”
“Yes, yes, yes?”
“And I told him I loved him again and he said it back! Psych! Fuck you, Jaejoong!”
-
“Why is Jaejoong telling me you and I should have sex or get the fuck out of his life?”
“Because he's stupid. Forget it.”
“I think I should tell you something.”
“What?”
“My mom found something...embarrassing in my book bag last Thursday.”
“What did she find? Your math test?”
“No...I was taking Thursday's books out and putting Friday's books in and I forgot I had it in there...and it fell out and my mom found it.”
“Junsu, what was it?”
“It was...a pack of condoms.”
“...What were you doing with condoms?”
“Well...”
“Well, what?”
“Don't be lame, Yoochun. You know.”
“..So what did she say?”
“I don't even remember, I completely blacked out. But I know for a fact that she didn't cry, so that's good.”
“What now?”
“Let's talk about this tomorrow, okay? Face to face.”
-
“Okay, Jaejoong. For real this time.”
“Delete my number out of your phone. Now.”
“We had sex. Like. For real.”
“I don't believe you.”
“I still have the used condom.”
“Fuck.”
“I know.”
“How was it?”
“Perfect.”
“Really?”
“Yeah.”
“You sound weird.”
“I don't really believe it myself yet.”
“Aren't you smooth. Where did it happen anyway?”
“His room. We skipped the last four classes and went to his house. His parents were at work...”
“Shit, Yoochun is a virgin no more..”
“If you tell anyone about this, I'll shave your head. I don't know if Junsu wants to talk about it yet.”
-
“Hey, where were you this morning?”
“Sleeping.”
“Why? Didn't you say you were in bed already when I called last night? That was around eleven, wasn't it?”
“Yeah. Guess who came home after we hung up.”
“What did he do?”
“The usual. Call me a fag, throw some chairs around and drink beer until he passed out.”
“You need to get out of there. Like, today.”
“Easier said than done.”
“Don't be mad when I tell you this, but...I talked about it with my mom-”
“What the hell?”
“I was worried and she noticed! She said you could stay with us for a while and I think it's a good idea too...Look at me, please.”
“Listen, in a few months I'll be eighteen and I can do whatever I want. I'll be fine. Tell your mom that.”
“She wants to talk to you.”
“Junsu, why? Why did you do this to me? Do you know how weird that's going to be?”
“I don't care, okay? That fucker is hurting you and I'm sick of it.”
-
“So how does your dad feel about your mom sponsoring our sex life?”
“Stop being gross.”
“What about Junho? Is he okay with this?”
“How many times do I have to tell you he likes you? He thinks your smart or something like that.”
“I like him too.”
“You should, since your sharing a room.”
“I bet we'll get along just fine~”
“What the hell is that look on your face?”
“What? Nothing.”
“If you perv out on my brother I will smack you down like the bitch you are, you hear that?”
“O my. Are you talking dirty to me? And here I thought vanilla sex was all I was going to get from you. What does the priest say about that?”
“I will fucking throw you out of the window.”
“That's a bit too kinky for me.”
“What are you two idiots talking about? Get your kink out of the bathroom, before I piss on the door.”