Title: Cooties
Title: Cooties
Author: Suju_Shinki
Pairing: YooSu
Length: One-shot
Genre: Crack, fluff
Rating: PG
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All schools have that one cool table. The people around the table are good-looking, always laughing, always having fun. Today something was different. All the other kids in the cafeteria noticed and also knew what was going on.
Junsu, being one of the cool kids was staring at the table about ten feet away and hated what he saw there.
“Is he serious? Why on earth is he sitting there? I mean, they're girl! Pink, glittery, smelling-like-flowers girls!” he huffed.
“I know, right?” Jaejoong, who was across from Junsu agreed. “I bet he has cooties when he comes back.” He paused for a second and then said. “If he comes back.”
“What's that supposed to mean?”Junsu frowned.
“I heard this rumour,” Jaejoong explained and all the heads at the table leaned in forward so they could hear what he was going to say. “I heard someone say that when a guy becomes close to a girl he changes. Like a total 180. Like first you see his face and then you see the back of his head. Like-”
“He changes, we get it,” Changmin urged him to go on.
“But Yoochun is gay,” Junsu said.
“That's what we think. Maybe he just thinks he's gay because he has never been out with girls before,” Jaejoong shrugged.
“But he has-”
“And he has never seen a girl naked before. I hear it's pretty good,” Jaejoong continued. “All he has seen naked is you. And from what I heard that was a total failure.”
“WHAT?” Junsu was about to explode when Yoochun came back to the table.
“Wauw, you look like you're going to kill someone,” he said and patted Junsu's head. “Don't be mad. It makes you look like...a man.”
Jaejoong smirked at Junsu and Changmin burst in fits of laughter. Yoochun didn't pay any attention to them and went to sit down between Junsu and Donghae.
“Do you have cooties?” Donghae asked.
“What kind of crap has Jaejoong been telling you?” Yoochun sighed.
“He said you have cooties because you were sitting with those girls. If you have cooties, please don't touch me. I don't want my hair to turn pink.”
“Who told you you're hair turns pink if you get cooties?”
“Hyukkie.”
“Smart guy,”Yoochun smiled. “I don't have cooties.”
Junsu and Jaejoong still seemed to be in a heated discussion when Yoochun interfered. “Ehm...are you two talking about me?”
“What's it to you?” Junsu snapped.
Yoochun frowned and flicked Junsu right on his nose. “That was mean.”
Junsu rubbed his nose annoyed and slapped Yoochun on his thigh. “If you only came here to be annoying you can go back to your girlfriends.”
“My- oh.” Yoochun just stared at Junsu and stood up. “Fine, I'll leave.”
“What?” Junsu squeaked, but he was to late to regret what he had said, because Yoochun had walked back to the table with girls and he was greeted with smiles and giggles. Disgusting.
Junsu quickly followed him. He could still hear Jaejoong calling his name and Changmin choke on his own laughter. The others who sat at their table probably hadn't even noticed anything.
“Yah!” Junsu grabbed Yoochun's shoulder. “You can't just leave.”
“You told me to leave,”Yoochun frowned. “I was annoying.”
“He called you annoying?” the girl closest to Yoochun asked. He nodded.
“Is he your friend? That's so mean,” another girl said.
“How can he be so harsh? You're not annoying, sweety,” the first girl smiled at Yoochun like a mother would smile at her child. It made Junsu sick to his stomach.
“Come on, let's go,” he said and pulled Yoochun's arm.
“No.”
O, no he didn't.
“You're choosing these stupid cootie-invested girls over me?” he hissed.
“Yeah. You heard them. They don't think I'm annoying.”
“I don't think you're annoying.”
“Then why did you say it?”
“I didn't mean it.”
“Then why did you say it?”
“I was talking to Jaejoong.”
“Then why did you say it?”
“Okay, Yoochun-sshi,” one of the girls said(all of them looked the same to Jusnu). “That is kind of annoying.”
“Ha!” Junsu grinned.
“So you do think I'm annoying?” Yoochun looked at Junsu accusingly.
“No! I mean... at least I don't have cooties!”
“But you do...” Yoochun said slowly.
“What?” Junsu was confused.
Yoochun reached over to pull the girl closest to him even closer and planted his lips right on her cheek. But before Junsu could yell bloody murder, Yoochun pulled Junsu down and kissed him right on the lips. “See,” Yoochun smiled into the kiss. “Now we both have cooties.”
“That...”Junsu said. “And we're even. I called you annoying and you gave me cooties.”
Author: Suju_Shinki
Pairing: YooSu
Length: One-shot
Genre: Crack, fluff
Rating: PG
AN: Check out the lovely and cracktastic new DonBangShinKi community and Join!!!>> dbkrackweens
All schools have that one cool table. The people around the table are good-looking, always laughing, always having fun. Today something was different. All the other kids in the cafeteria noticed and also knew what was going on.
Junsu, being one of the cool kids was staring at the table about ten feet away and hated what he saw there.
“Is he serious? Why on earth is he sitting there? I mean, they're girl! Pink, glittery, smelling-like-flowers girls!” he huffed.
“I know, right?” Jaejoong, who was across from Junsu agreed. “I bet he has cooties when he comes back.” He paused for a second and then said. “If he comes back.”
“What's that supposed to mean?”Junsu frowned.
“I heard this rumour,” Jaejoong explained and all the heads at the table leaned in forward so they could hear what he was going to say. “I heard someone say that when a guy becomes close to a girl he changes. Like a total 180. Like first you see his face and then you see the back of his head. Like-”
“He changes, we get it,” Changmin urged him to go on.
“But Yoochun is gay,” Junsu said.
“That's what we think. Maybe he just thinks he's gay because he has never been out with girls before,” Jaejoong shrugged.
“But he has-”
“And he has never seen a girl naked before. I hear it's pretty good,” Jaejoong continued. “All he has seen naked is you. And from what I heard that was a total failure.”
“WHAT?” Junsu was about to explode when Yoochun came back to the table.
“Wauw, you look like you're going to kill someone,” he said and patted Junsu's head. “Don't be mad. It makes you look like...a man.”
Jaejoong smirked at Junsu and Changmin burst in fits of laughter. Yoochun didn't pay any attention to them and went to sit down between Junsu and Donghae.
“Do you have cooties?” Donghae asked.
“What kind of crap has Jaejoong been telling you?” Yoochun sighed.
“He said you have cooties because you were sitting with those girls. If you have cooties, please don't touch me. I don't want my hair to turn pink.”
“Who told you you're hair turns pink if you get cooties?”
“Hyukkie.”
“Smart guy,”Yoochun smiled. “I don't have cooties.”
Junsu and Jaejoong still seemed to be in a heated discussion when Yoochun interfered. “Ehm...are you two talking about me?”
“What's it to you?” Junsu snapped.
Yoochun frowned and flicked Junsu right on his nose. “That was mean.”
Junsu rubbed his nose annoyed and slapped Yoochun on his thigh. “If you only came here to be annoying you can go back to your girlfriends.”
“My- oh.” Yoochun just stared at Junsu and stood up. “Fine, I'll leave.”
“What?” Junsu squeaked, but he was to late to regret what he had said, because Yoochun had walked back to the table with girls and he was greeted with smiles and giggles. Disgusting.
Junsu quickly followed him. He could still hear Jaejoong calling his name and Changmin choke on his own laughter. The others who sat at their table probably hadn't even noticed anything.
“Yah!” Junsu grabbed Yoochun's shoulder. “You can't just leave.”
“You told me to leave,”Yoochun frowned. “I was annoying.”
“He called you annoying?” the girl closest to Yoochun asked. He nodded.
“Is he your friend? That's so mean,” another girl said.
“How can he be so harsh? You're not annoying, sweety,” the first girl smiled at Yoochun like a mother would smile at her child. It made Junsu sick to his stomach.
“Come on, let's go,” he said and pulled Yoochun's arm.
“No.”
O, no he didn't.
“You're choosing these stupid cootie-invested girls over me?” he hissed.
“Yeah. You heard them. They don't think I'm annoying.”
“I don't think you're annoying.”
“Then why did you say it?”
“I didn't mean it.”
“Then why did you say it?”
“I was talking to Jaejoong.”
“Then why did you say it?”
“Okay, Yoochun-sshi,” one of the girls said(all of them looked the same to Jusnu). “That is kind of annoying.”
“Ha!” Junsu grinned.
“So you do think I'm annoying?” Yoochun looked at Junsu accusingly.
“No! I mean... at least I don't have cooties!”
“But you do...” Yoochun said slowly.
“What?” Junsu was confused.
Yoochun reached over to pull the girl closest to him even closer and planted his lips right on her cheek. But before Junsu could yell bloody murder, Yoochun pulled Junsu down and kissed him right on the lips. “See,” Yoochun smiled into the kiss. “Now we both have cooties.”
“That...”Junsu said. “And we're even. I called you annoying and you gave me cooties.”