Well fuck you TIME Magazine
This past weeks Time Magazine has taught me a number of things. First that "Religious people are less stressed and happier than nonbelievers." Additionally that "optimists live longer than pessimists." and finally that on average a person's satisfaction with their life is proportional to the amount of money they make. So as a non-religious pessimist trying to go into theatre as a career it's nice to know that while my life will apparently be stressful, devoid of happiness and dissatisfying, at least I won't live that long. Thank you so much for contributing to my outlook on life Time Magazine, thank you so much.