Our country faces unmitigated disaster if the other side wins. maybe you can handle this level of satire. maybe not. some of you are just going to read it and get angry and say "IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!!!!", but it is and that's why there are things like "liberty republicans" and "occupy thisandthats" now.
also it wasn't originally published in Reason, it was published in a paper in Richmond VA. i'm using the Reason link to "let my freak flag fly" a little bit.