What DO you do with a drunken sailor?

Aug 02, 2009 19:06

~Well ships may come and ships may go, as long as the seas do roll ( Read more... )

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youngest_egan August 3 2009, 01:08:37 UTC
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loudest_egan August 3 2009, 01:10:09 UTC
Hey-hey, kiddo! You didn't forget it was my birthday tomorrow, didja?

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youngest_egan August 3 2009, 01:12:10 UTC
No, of course not.

Do you really have to be drunk?

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loudest_egan August 3 2009, 01:19:19 UTC
I don't see as I had much choice once those mugs o' rum ended up in my belly. Wasn't like I could tell 'em not to get me drunk.

Come on! The crew surprised me with a little party, I wasn't gonna stop it.

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youngest_egan August 3 2009, 01:26:31 UTC
*sighs*

A good thing I'm not on the ship right now but I could still hear you all the way from my room.

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loudest_egan August 3 2009, 01:30:55 UTC
Yeah, you're not s'posed to drink, you know. Or else I'd have invited you.

We can do something tomorrow, eh kiddo? *patpat*

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youngest_egan August 3 2009, 01:34:58 UTC
I wouldn't have had anything even if I could drink. You know me.

As long as it doesn't involve you getting sloshed again. It's hard for me to move around too much.

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loudest_egan August 3 2009, 01:40:27 UTC
Ahahahaha! I wouldn't get sloshed in front of you, since you can't join in. That would be rude!

'sides, there's only so much rum in the place.

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youngest_egan August 3 2009, 01:45:27 UTC
You're drunk now though.

Thank the gods. The little one is tossing and turning frantically because he can probably hear you as well.

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loudest_egan August 3 2009, 01:52:30 UTC
Damn right I am!

Awww should I sing another ol' shanty for 'im? Get him used to it, heheh!

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youngest_egan August 3 2009, 01:57:31 UTC
... *sighs again*

For all you know, Father, he might not be a sailor. He might want to follow in Kyle's footsteps instead.

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loudest_egan August 3 2009, 02:10:57 UTC
Whaaaaaaat? I think yer gonna have to talk to the Queen about that. Bah, you got plenty of time! I'll be long gone by then, won't matter.

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youngest_egan August 3 2009, 22:51:33 UTC
Don't say such things. The baby will be grown up in eighteen years. You'll barely be eighty ...

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loudest_egan August 3 2009, 23:16:44 UTC
Eighty!

...really? Sorry, I can't quite do math right now.

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youngest_egan August 3 2009, 23:21:16 UTC
... See? This is why drinking too much is stupid.

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loudest_egan August 3 2009, 23:24:55 UTC
Aww! Don't worry, honey, I'll do something sober with you on my birthday birthday. Heh! At this rate I'll probably be moving too slow to get into any more trouble by then.

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