What DO you do with a drunken sailor?

[loudest_egan]

~Well ships may come and ships may go, as long as the seas do roll

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[loudest_egan]

Woo...better not sing that one in front of the kiddies. *winks as he passes*

[2goodthings]

::not at all interested in him, but -hell if he's offering booze::

Like an Admiral huh?

What's an admiral drink?

[loudest_egan]

Rum, missy! Rum is the drink of any proud Islander!

I was just on my way to the tavern to get some more, I drank up my stash.

[2goodthings]

Should have figured a sailor would go for a pirate drink.

Well it would be terrible to leave someone alone on their birthday...I might just have to join you for some of that drinking.

[loudest_egan]

Hey hey hey hey *pointing in the abstract*

...rum was a sailor's drink long before they started pirating!

But everyone's welcome to join in the drinking. There's gonna be a lot of it tonight.

[youngest_egan]

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[loudest_egan]

Hey-hey, kiddo! You didn't forget it was my birthday tomorrow, didja?

[youngest_egan]

No, of course not.

Do you really have to be drunk?

[loudest_egan]

I don't see as I had much choice once those mugs o' rum ended up in my belly. Wasn't like I could tell 'em not to get me drunk.

Come on! The crew surprised me with a little party, I wasn't gonna stop it.

[unruffledfalcon]

What do we have here? This looks entertaining, at the very least.

[loudest_egan]

The fine Lady Kika! *and he changes direction in order to take her hands and dance a little jig around her*

It's mah birthday is what it is! I'm another year not-dead!

[unruffledfalcon]

*As weirded out as she is, she can't help but smirk*

Well that is certainly a reason to celebrate.
And just how many years not-dead are you? I'll offer up your age times thirty in potch for a round- to anyone who wants to join in the celebration at the tavern.

[loudest_egan]

*pointing enthusiastically - and unsteadily*

I am sixty-three! Well, as of tomorrow technically, but hey. The crew started it. Probably so I can have tomorrow off to nurse the hangover, HAHAHAHA!

[lo_rider_4]

All right! Happy birthday, Skald! This calls for rum and lots of it!

[loudest_egan]

Now you're talkin'! *and he puts Lo Hak in a celebratory headlock. Egan Family Patented Headlock(tm)*

[lo_rider_4]

[He laughs, letting him get away with it and then wriggling out of it - thank you Lo Seng!]

Come on, it's all on me!

[loudest_egan]

Oh! Oh, be still my heart. A fellow man of good taste who's buying? I must have died and gone to heaven!