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[foxy_hervey]

*looking much better than he did a month ago, but a little more pale from being stuck inside most of the time*

Tch, it's about time I got outta' there! Cooped up for long enough, 'ay? Never knew some feminine blonde twat could stab that bloody hard! ... Actually, I know of one feminine blonde moron that can, but hey, I don't like t'generalize. ...

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[bad_twin]

Hey, hey, what 'bout brown-haired dudes?? Do I get a stab? C'mon pal! I'll do it better than anyone!!

[foxy_hervey]

Heheh, yeah, I bet you've had practice, eh?

[bad_twin]

Hell yeah, I even come prepared! *thinking of Geddoe's knife, of course!*

[foxy_hervey]

*pulls a bit of a face*

... We're not on the same wavelength, are we?

[bad_twin]

So ya want it from the front or the back?!

[foxy_hervey]

... I'm going to hell. *burying his face in one hand*

Look, kid, I think we should cut the whole talk about stabbing and all that. It's getting kinda' -- weird.

[bad_twin]

Well, we can skip the whole talking part if ya like. Since ya offered, I just wanna let it all out, y'know?

[foxy_hervey]

You're not blonde!

Try again after you dye your hair or something. I mean, you got the "feminine" thing down pat.

[bad_twin]

Wh-wha--?? Ya sayin' I'm a girl, bozo?!

[foxy_hervey]

Heheheh.

And apparently not so bright, either!

[bad_twin]

H-Heeey... that sounded like another insult!

[foxy_hervey]

Only sounded?

[bad_twin]

Gnnnhhrrrr-- You-- gah-- y-ya wanna get stabbed in the ass again?! NO?? THEN SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

[foxy_hervey]

IN THE ASS???

[bad_twin]

Y--wait! Wait wait wait-- no, I was just-- I was fumin' and I-- wait, that came out all wrong!!!

[foxy_hervey]

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!

WHO THE HELL STABS PEOPLE IN THE ASS??