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*looking much better than he did a month ago, but a little more pale from being stuck inside most of the time*
Tch, it's about time I got outta' there! Cooped up for long enough, 'ay? Never knew some feminine blonde twat could stab that bloody hard! ... Actually, I know of one feminine blonde moron that can, but hey, I don't like t'generalize. ... Maybe two, if you count Nash. ... What is it with blonde guys and me, anyway? ... Juan? You up for some stabbing action, too? I'm an accomodating guy, after all. Wouldn't want anyone to miss out on the freakin' fad!
Now, I heard there's a bit've crazy-ass shenanigans going on 'round here, and while I'd usually be jumping in first proclaiming that I'm a badass who'll take things head-on, I'm afraid I'll have to pass 'cause I happen to have someone to kill.
So, who knows where the blonde jerk is? And I guess it wouldn't hurt to give me the lowdown on what the hell the bloody fuss is about.
Tch, it's about time I got outta' there! Cooped up for long enough, 'ay? Never knew some feminine blonde twat could stab that bloody hard! ... Actually, I know of one feminine blonde moron that can, but hey, I don't like t'generalize. ... Maybe two, if you count Nash. ... What is it with blonde guys and me, anyway? ... Juan? You up for some stabbing action, too? I'm an accomodating guy, after all. Wouldn't want anyone to miss out on the freakin' fad!
Now, I heard there's a bit've crazy-ass shenanigans going on 'round here, and while I'd usually be jumping in first proclaiming that I'm a badass who'll take things head-on, I'm afraid I'll have to pass 'cause I happen to have someone to kill.
So, who knows where the blonde jerk is? And I guess it wouldn't hurt to give me the lowdown on what the hell the bloody fuss is about.