(Untitled)

[_luca_blight_]

 CITIZENS OF BUDEHUC, YOUR LOYAL AND FAITHFUL GUARD, PRINCE LUCA BLIGHT, HAS REQUESTED YOUR ASSISTANCE FOR AN URGENT MATTER.

THAT PATHETIC, PUNY LITTLE RUNT, ROY, WAS LAST SEEN WITH YUBER.  AND NOW YUBER HAS ESCAPED FROM PRISON WITH THE HELP OF ROY.  TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, ROY HAS FLED THE SCENE OF CRIME BY LEAVING BUDEHUC WITH A BAND OF THUGS.

Comments

[the_grim_winger]

Las I herd, kid left with Lyon and Sialeeds...

Yer just lookin to make me angry, ain'tcha?

[_luca_blight_]

I'm going to have you arrested if you're in on this.

[the_grim_winger]

...

And that's s'posed to frighten me?
Some loyal guard you are if yer talkin' 'bout hurtin' th' people of this here castle.

[_luca_blight_]

IF YOU ARE COOPERATING WITH ROY I WILL RIP YOUR WINGS OFF THAT PIGGY BODY OF YOURS AND FEED THEM TO HERVEY

[the_grim_winger]

...you're threatening someone who faced down countless terrors...

Try harder.

[_luca_blight_]

Ain't no need to try, wingless pig. You're talking to the man who slaughtered hundreds of thousands of worthless maggots!!!!!

[the_grim_winger]

No really?

Ya act like thas some kinda accomplishment or somethin'!

Now I'll ask ya one more time to step of the kid's case, else yer gonna starting answerin' to me and Bad Luck 'ere.

[_luca_blight_]

Threatening me is a threat against budehuc. You're conspiring with Roy, ain't ya, MAGGOT.

[the_grim_winger]

...who's been here longer?

WHO TRIED TO WIPE OUT TWO RIVER?

[_luca_blight_]

Tch. Let go of the past, kid. If you're not an ally of mine, you're an enemy of Budehuc.

That's all.

[foxy_hervey]

I DON'T WANT TO EAT HIM.

[_luca_blight_]

DON'T SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT, IDIOT.

[foxy_hervey]

S-sneak up!? I didn't sneak up, you just didn't NOTICE me!!

[_luca_blight_]

Whatever. If you want to go play ninja, go find one of the other tree hugging hippies around this place.