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CITIZENS OF BUDEHUC, YOUR LOYAL AND FAITHFUL GUARD, PRINCE LUCA BLIGHT, HAS REQUESTED YOUR ASSISTANCE FOR AN URGENT MATTER.
THAT PATHETIC, PUNY LITTLE RUNT, ROY, WAS LAST SEEN WITH YUBER. AND NOW YUBER HAS ESCAPED FROM PRISON WITH THE HELP OF ROY. TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, ROY HAS FLED THE SCENE OF CRIME BY LEAVING BUDEHUC WITH A BAND OF THUGS. WHEN I GET AHOLD OF HIM, I WILL TEAR HIS PUNY LITTLE HEAD OFF HIS PATHETIC LITTLE BODY AND CRUSH HIM LIKE THE MAGGOT THAT HE IS!!!!!!!!!
A REWARD HAS BEEN GIVEN FOR THE CAPTURE OF ROY DEAD OR ALIVE. preferably ALIVE SO I CAN RIP HIS ARMS OFF AND WRITE HIS NAME WITH IT ON THE FOUNTAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT PATHETIC, PUNY LITTLE RUNT, ROY, WAS LAST SEEN WITH YUBER. AND NOW YUBER HAS ESCAPED FROM PRISON WITH THE HELP OF ROY. TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, ROY HAS FLED THE SCENE OF CRIME BY LEAVING BUDEHUC WITH A BAND OF THUGS. WHEN I GET AHOLD OF HIM, I WILL TEAR HIS PUNY LITTLE HEAD OFF HIS PATHETIC LITTLE BODY AND CRUSH HIM LIKE THE MAGGOT THAT HE IS!!!!!!!!!
A REWARD HAS BEEN GIVEN FOR THE CAPTURE OF ROY DEAD OR ALIVE. preferably ALIVE SO I CAN RIP HIS ARMS OFF AND WRITE HIS NAME WITH IT ON THE FOUNTAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!