To Hurt and to Heal

[bad_twin]

Thanks so much for the cards and flowers, people! It turns out the director won't let me act in the play as a result of my injuries, even though I told him they were nothing. There's a saying in this industry that "the show must go on" and it opens in a week, but I don't want it to be canceled 'cause there was no suitable replacement. That's why I

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[cute_gladiator]

*warrior's honor has been insulted and is now pissed* Umm...right. You: small time thief/bandit/whatever who only when big because you look exactly like the prince. Me: trained as a gladiator from a young age who was deemed worthy of the opening match of the games to determine the princess' betrothed and who led a successful rebellion of gladiators in Stormfist. Let's just think about who would win here.

[bad_twin]

Your high horse is smelling up this place, kid. Y'know, it's hardly an accomplishment when you think 'bout who beat you in that opening match anyway. I, however, can beat the actual winner of those silly games in a one-on-one duel if I was forced to! And probably would've in an alternate timeline.

[cute_gladiator]

The prince is highly accomplished and trained warrior. He beat you too, moron. All you do is talk, and talk, and talk, and get rocks thrown at you.

[bad_twin]

I was distracted by Lyon!! Besides, saying he's a "highly trained warrior" is a cop-out! I could be a highly trained warrior, too, for all you know, seeing as I've practiced hard to match his style.

So yeah, have a sook, hypocrite!

[cute_gladiator]

*snorts* You crack me up. I can't believe he's going out his way to avoid you. You're pathetic. Though he's rather pathetic too.

I could destroy you. Crush your windpipe to make you stop all your talk. It would only take eight pounds of pressure to do it. A quick knife strike would do.

[bad_twin]

... *wtf?* ... Y'know, Shoon, if there's one thing that you and your buddy Zegai have in common, it's that you're both such posers. "Oh, look, I had a hard life, I'm a badass". I wonder what that makes me, then..?

[cute_gladiator]

*slams him against a handy nearby wall* You don't know anything. So you lived your life in a gutter. So you had beg and steal food. Were you ever beaten by someone just for the hell of it and knew you couldn't fight back because to do so would not only end your life but your family's? Have you ever gone days without food or water because you wear chained to a wall and no one bothered to feed you? Have you ever watched friends be tortured, had their eyes cut out of their skulls and couldn't do anything because someone who was bigger than you held you in place and forced you to watch? When you were only five years old?

You have no idea what I've gone through. No idea. Yeah your life was tough, no one's saying you didn't. You had freedom though, that's more than I got.

[bad_twin]

*takes the pain like a man* Oh, sorry, I didn't realize. I'm actually on my way for a check-up, would you like me to order a Waaahmbulance for you while I'm at it? I'm tired of this comparing dick sizes game. You can either continue to take your frustrations out on others, or accept that I ain't gonna give you any special treatment just 'cause of your glorified dark past. If anything, Shoon, it sounds like I'm one of the only few who treated you like a normal person from day one...

[cute_gladiator]

*Without making a sound at all he tackles Roy*

[bad_twin]

*not much he can do on crutches, so...*

[cute_gladiator]

*blinks. Didn't realize Roy had crutches* You have crutches? *mock pout* that's no fun.

*flips off and dusts self off* Do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut.

*tsks* He's bawling and screaming, I better go before he comes back and blubbers apologizes to you. *walks off*

[bad_twin]

Tch, cheap shots... that's pathetic, Shoon. Can't handle the heat, so you bash your way through the kitchen. It's sad how you're the real criminal between us.

... *can't get up* >:(