To Hurt and to Heal

[bad_twin]

Thanks so much for the cards and flowers, people! It turns out the director won't let me act in the play as a result of my injuries, even though I told him they were nothing. There's a saying in this industry that "the show must go on" and it opens in a week, but I don't want it to be canceled 'cause there was no suitable replacement. That's why I nominate Hervey to play my part, since it's his fault that I'm outta action in the first place. Who's with me?

In the meantime, I'll fantasize 'bout Lyon accept nursing from any of you fine ladies, since you insist. ♥ Please, I need my smile back.

And I hear that Shoon's been slenderizin' me lately. I'll just put this out there and say, Shoon grow up, you couldn't kill me even if both my arms and eyes were amputated!