To Hurt and to Heal

[bad_twin]

Thanks so much for the cards and flowers, people! It turns out the director won't let me act in the play as a result of my injuries, even though I told him they were nothing. There's a saying in this industry that "the show must go on" and it opens in a week, but I don't want it to be canceled 'cause there was no suitable replacement. That's why I

Comments

[foxy_hervey]

[bad_twin]

Hope you can act, butt pirate.

[foxy_hervey]

Well, 'course I can, but you can't just nominate someo -- Get lost!

[bad_twin]

This ain't between you and me no more. This is hundreds of hours of scriptwriting and screenplay practice! Take some responsibility, you clown!

[foxy_hervey]

Screenplay practice!? What about my practice!?

[bad_twin]

Just wing it! I'll coach you on the important bits.

[foxy_hervey]

... ... ... ... Oh goddammit.

S-so, what part am I playing??

[bad_twin]

...The main character. *rubs head* At least one of us still has their memory intact after suffering severe head trauma... *major guilt inflicting magic*

[foxy_hervey]

... Yeah, but what's he?? Like, an orphan? A rich kid?

[bad_twin]

It's a guy who dresses like a girl, in order to avoid detection from the corrupted governor. I dunno how good you are at dressin' like a girl, but that's the gist of it.

[foxy_hervey]

........................

I have the perfect person who can do this. Jeremy. I mean, it's right up his alley. How about I go talk to him?

[bad_twin]

You're makin' me choose between two guys that I hate to play my part?!

[foxy_hervey]

You see, Jeremy actually likes to dress like a girl.

[bad_twin]

What's your point?

[foxy_hervey]

He'd fit into the role really naturally. He'd be a huge hit!

[bad_twin]

But I don't want my replacement to be a huge hit, moron! Man, you really screwed me over. I dunno how someone your age can be such an idiot!