Thinking back on it, Thursday night seems to have been a fucking terrible night. Even though most of it was pretty fun, what happened when I got home just fucking wrecked it all.

Note to self: Don't be alone while drunk.

Why is it that when I'm drinking wine from the bottle I just go for it and scull about half of it in one go, yet when I'm drinking water from a water bottle I take relatively small sips of it?

Potential alcoholic? Yeah I'm okay with that.

Sometimes I wish I was Jegus so I could turn water into wine

Pfft had a glass of wine at dinner, I sculled the whole thing.
I wish I could have nicked the bottle. I WANT MORE WINE
FUCK

I love how all I need is just one drink and all of a sudden I'm a lot more relaxed and everything seems so much better. It's like my body realises that there's alcohol in my system and it's all, "Oh hey alcohol makes everything better, fuck yeah time to be all chill and shit and get ready for more booze and amazing hijinks that may or may not occur ( Read more... )

A drinking game that got me incredibly drunk, and loads of weed.
Yup, that's how I spent my Saturday night.
:)

Oh god. So hungover.

I have no idea how much I drank last night. It was a BYO party and I brought no booze with me, yet I still got pretty wasted.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

(also I do believe I got up to my usual incredibly drunken antics...*facepalm* ugh)

Let me just say that hot chocolate with ice cream and a decent amount of whisky is one of the best drink combinations ever of all time. OF ALL TIME.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Clarissa was over and she brought with her three bottles of wine.
We got rather drunk, but at 11pm mum made her leave.
Now I'm all alone, lonely, and still kinda drunk.

:(

MUM YOU RUIN MY LIFE

I've been eating less and drinking more over the past few days.
I like it.

Last night Polly had people over for drinks to celebrate her 19th.

I DRANK RESPONSIBLY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MEI didn't even get drunk. 2am, pretty much everyone else is passed out or shitfaced except for me and Baxter, so we tried to get drunk. Didn't work (for me at least ( Read more... )