I would only ever kiss a random guy if it meant I would save 40,000 children from starvation. That's kind of gross, you know. Tooth decay, halitosis, particles of yesterday's steak not properly flossed from teeth....ewwwwww.
aww man. how old are you? as an experienced mouth slut and (possibly) older woman, i have to tell you - you're missing out on one of the finer things in life.
I would only be worried about one thing, and it's not on your list.
THE H to the -erpes, rhymes with Slurpies. That's probably the only thing that would keep me from random indiscriminate kissing of girls I don't know at things like this. And also why I don't understand things like "kissing booths" at carnivals. Typhoid Mary much? Yeeeeesh.
Food particles? Nah, undaunted. Occupational hazard of being human.
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I actually was kind of surprised you didn't post about this event before I did!
You're letting your fellow mouth-sluts down, girlie.
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I would only be worried about one thing, and it's not on your list.
THE H to the -erpes, rhymes with Slurpies. That's probably the only thing that would keep me from random indiscriminate kissing of girls I don't know at things like this. And also why I don't understand things like "kissing booths" at carnivals. Typhoid Mary much? Yeeeeesh.
Food particles? Nah, undaunted. Occupational hazard of being human.
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