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Sep 30, 2007 13:18

my man has the most amazing superpower: the sleep rays! it is true, i'm engaged to some sort of a b-class mutant hero or something. it's very simple, you lie down on the bed, couch or even sit in a nice comfy chair for it to work and if he's sleeping (..and he sleeps most of the time) somewhere near you, it'll take about 5 min for the rays to work. no matter how hyper you were when you sat down, in a few secs you'll be out cold. it's amazingly catchy. there's no anti-rays either, when he falls asleep everything around him follows. i used to have insomnia. all he needs to do is share the same bed and i sleep like a baby, sometimes for 9-10 hours straight. it even works on animals. we've experimented on dogs, give him a sec and he can make any dog fall at least half asleep.

my honey really is the greatest :P
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