Having been alarmed by the fandom of others, I could not risk taking a gander at my own.
I should start arresting people on the basis of sheer stupidity.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4309832/1/Harry_Potter_and_the_Death_Note What the hell is that?
Sue-thors, if you have actually paid any attention to the series I hail from, you would have realized one very significant thing: Shinigami are not hot. They do not have long hair "like a geisha's." They do not have a B-cup. And they most certainly do not assist me willingly in investigations.
In other news...I'm still taking baking requests, so keep them coming.