The Coveted ‘Hot’ and ‘Not’ list
BITCHIN:
MADONNA - Both new and old music is back on the ‘cool’ list (except her many crappy unreleased album trax)
Caffinated Bevarages - Not that they were ever out, but caffinated bevarages get a special ‘yay’ this month for their energy-giving powers of goodness
UNI - it’s good because it’s over.
EMILY from Australian Idol - Just plain good. Really good.
Little Birdy, End of Fashion ad Eskimo Joe - Perth Bands are cool. And if you don’t like it then you suck. (Hello Grinspoon)
Kris, Adzer & Kelly - Some of the best people in the whole wide world
JUST SHITe
ASHLEE SIMPSON - I cannot stress how bad this girls new song is. She is embarresing herself with this poor imitation of Courtney Love.
SHAKIRA - How does she get away with those poor, poor lyrics. Again, I cannot tell you how bad this song is - you will need to hear it to believe it.
SARAH BLASKO - The worst thing about this singer, although she is talented, is that no-one else seems to see that she rips off Bjork.
PEOPLE WHO are always in bad moods - get over it.
REALLY FAKE ORANGEY TANS: and believe me, I thought these were cool before.