Appearance is not everything. But sometimes ( Read more... )

It's not.

Our local paper really does have a headline today that reads "Happy man found dead after car leaves roadway".

It makes sense, sort of, when you know that Happy is a nearby small town. Still, you'd think someone would have realized the inappropriateness of the headline.

Part I
Part II

This just in:Jackson accuser's mom charged with fraud

Well, she won't be able to share a jail cell with MJ since he got off (largely thanks to her total lack of credibility). Maybe she'll get a cell with Anna Ayala. Just imagine the lovely money-making schemes that pair would come up with!

but, no, he was too busy playing a game. Now he's dead.

Somehow, I find hexing more believable than heart failure in this case. . .

Doesn't this sound like some kind of bogus fictional job? And they need more than one of them?

I found it here:
Skateboarder Clears Great Wall of China
"A crowd of several thousand people, including China's ministers of extreme sports and culture, gathered at the Ju Yong Guan Gate"[Emily Litella Voice]Actually, I suppose that was meant to refer ( Read more... )

are you still trailer trash?
Mobile home madness: Prices top $1 million

the mind boggles.

Russian Astrologer Sues NASA Over Comet

Some Russians are quicker to adapt to Western culture than others.