Evidence of Insanity
Disclaimer: I am not saying, at all, that I am going to write this or anything like this at all, what-so-ever. I have not seen the Disney (or any other version) in years, nor have I ever read the book. Abbreviated cast list from Wikipedia
This post may remind some of this post. Others may enjoy their blissful ignorance.
Title: Three Musketeers (maybe)
Based on/Inspired by: The Disney movie of the same name
Pairings: Clex and whatever else came up?
Version A
* Clark as Athos
* Lex as Lady Sabine DeWinter
In this version, Bruce and Wally (I have a lot of fondness for Wally at the moment, mostly spurred by Bernice's iHero, though I'd accept John Stewart as a more than adequate substitute).
The d'Artagnan role would be filled by Dick. Plot is... *shrugs* I don't know. Something less abusive of french history than the film (which means I'd avoid it altogether.) An obvious DCU/Smallville fusion.
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Version B
The three musketeers would be Bruce, Lex, Oliver; Clark as d'Artagnan (maybe), with Selina as Lady DeWinter (maybe). I was going to say this would be a more Smallville-ized version, but Bruce and Selina tips it DCU way.
So, perhaps... Helen would make a good Lady DeWinter. Lex as Athos, of course.
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Version C
(C being the more cracktastic one).
Chloe, Pete, and Clark as the three musketeers, Lex as d'Artagnan (I said crack), Lana in the role of DeWinter (for some value of spy)...
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Thoughts and suggestions? Alternative casting? Lionel as a suitable villain in all three versions.
*goes back to work on her CLFF story.*
ETA: I should have made a poll. I missed a prime opportunity.