i am finally caught up on doctor who
okay. sam and i are going to finish up doctor who apparently.
i'm on night in silver? or of silver? something about night and silver.
NIGHTMARE IN SILVER.
.......the moon? landing? what?
that flag looks like cardboard
but really bringing these two children ANYWHERE is a terrible idea.
spacey zoomah free icecream.
what is going on
a planet of an amusement park?
that closed.
CYBERMAN!
SHIT.
........does that dude have a cyberman just to play chess with. what.
yeahhhh.
a sandwich.
mirrors honey, really?
PORRIDGE!
what the hell are those little leech things.
is it like the silver mouse.
funny insects.
cybermen.
terrible terrible idea.
YOU'RE LEAVING THEM IN THE ROOM WITH THE "DEAD" CYBERMEN.
and the wax things.
terribad idea.
oh doctor.
you could've brought the kids home and COME BACK to investigate.
anddddddd the little leechs have now fiddled with her phone.
oh little boy.
you're smarter than your sister.
fucking wax things. fucking dolls.
i very much say fuck noooo. to them.
SHIT SON CYBERMAN.
and they're speedy.
what the hell is going on.
SHIT AND IT JUST TOOK ANGIE.
oh ffs don't upgrade the little dude.
PORRIDGE.
was gonna say. looks like cybermat.
"doctor. help us."
they said incredibly unenthusiastically.
"i trust the doctor."
"you think you know what he's going"
"i'm not sure i'd go that far"
lol
CYBER DOCTOR
what the hell
WHAT THE HELL
cyber planner?
mr clever. ahahaha.
MENTAL CHESS.
okay but why would the cyber doctor follow through on that agreement.
CAN I HIDE IS IT OKAY IF I HIDE DONT MOVE I'M IN THE ARMY *HIDES*
lol wut
GOLDEN TICKET.
IS PORRIDGE THE OLD EMPEROR?!
but i thought the cybermen were empty.
FANTASTIC
ALLONS Y
MY HEART HURTS
okay but all they did was tie him up with rope.
like three times.
how many oh shit
never mind
oh shit.
HOW ARE THERE THAT MANY CYBERMEN!
um don't trust him?
well shit.
clara that was really stupid.
why would you even let him near the trigger unit, you foolish girl.
honey you've killed one cyberman
out of a bajillion.
porridge.
mate in three.
its a bluff?
homnu?
DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR
i knew porridge was the emperor
i like being right
bit big
not blue enough
okay but where is the tardis?
CLARA WILL YOU MARRY ME
HAHAAHAHA
okay are we going to get any closure on this impossible girl nonsense
of course theres more cybertech.
and onto the finale
with my fave lizard lady.
OMG
WHAT KIND OF IDIOT WOULD TRY AND STEAL A FAULTY TARDIS
OH MY GODDDDDDDD
OH MY GOD
ALL THE DOCTORS
WITH A MILLION CLARAS
DRESSED FOR A MILLION TIMES
OH MY GOD.
i was born to save the doctor.
oh my god guys.
oh my god.
lizard lady!!!!!!!
jenny <3
shit shit was that the silence?
it was weird. jenny saw something and then was like O__O
conference call.
lmfaooooooooo they all go unconscious?
shit shit shit shit shit.
there was creepy people out the window
SOUFFLE GIRL
speak soon!
looool. sneaky.
i love you madame vastra.
THE ONE WITH THE GIGANTIC HEAD.
RIVER MY QUEEN.
...........she looks exactly like she did at the library.
when she was in the
jenny jennyyyyyyyyyyyy.
jENNY
I AM CONCERNED
JENNY
JENNY YOU BETTER BE OKAY JENNY
SO HELP ME
SO HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEE
doctor.
honey your face stop that.
stop that face.
i am really concerned.
where he dies?
his grave.
where he dies.
yes.
yep.
i like that this very slightly ties into the end of rory and amy.
because they saw their grave. and then shit was shitty.
okay but we'll see more of river right?
please.
that planet looks very bad.
EXCUSE ME. DO NOT HURT MY TARDIS DARLING.
is this entire planet. a graveyard.
a battlefield. his final battle.
what what.
WHAT WHAT
OH JESUS.
NO.
THE TARDIS.
THE DEAD TARDIS.
oh jesus.
river.
river appeared at her own grave.
WHAT IS WITH THESE FREAKY PEOPLE.
river!
helping. by telling clara what to say. my heart.
THE MAN THAT LIES WILL LIE NO MORE WHEN THIS MAN LIES AT TRENSALOR.
jesus christ i am concerned.
oh shit vastra and potato head are in the tardis.
JENNY.
JENNYYYYYY BACK TO LIFE
THANK GOD
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE FUCKERS.
at least they pronounced catacombs right this time.
what the fuck.
no honey.
don't say yowza.
is she remembering!
she's remembering!
THE GIRL SHE DIED HE TRIED TO SAVE SHE'S DIE AGAIN INSIDE GRAVE
these rhymes are upsetting.
doctor who!!!!!!!!!!
but clara knows it.
if she's remembering things from that time inside the wrecked tardis.
and river knows it
POTATO MAN.
what is it with these ghost vampire freaks.
..........
what.
he said please?
and it opened?
oh shit jesus.
river opened it.
i have a lot of feelings.
well
the tardis has grown a garden and gotten pretty.
okay but since this the future, it shouldn't be HIS tardis.
it shouldn't look like his tardis.
thats him?
his time line?
jesus.
oh god all the voices.
stop it.
i'm going to cry.
okay but clara should be in that tunnel.
NO.
NOPE NOPE.
OH MY GOD.
THATS WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN.
CLARA.
CLARA GOES IN. AND IS SCATTERED ACROSS HIS TIMELINE.
BRILLIANT.
okay but now that needs to happen.
clara, go.
go clara go.
brilliant.
but how can she still be in the show. after this.
RUN YOU CLEVER BOY, AND REMEMBER ME.
SOMEONE LISTEN TO RIVER.
SOMEONE PLEASE HEAR TO RIVER.
oh god
oh god
OH GOD
YOU ARE ALWAYS HERE TO ME
AND I ALWAYS LISTEN
AND I CAN ALWAYS SEE YOU
OH OUCH
OUCH MY HEART
ahahhaha everyone being like, well he just kissed air.
reminds me
see you around professor river song
goodbye, sweetie
tell me that isn't really the last time we're going to see river.
i know she isn't in the 50th special.
but i'm not ready to say goodbye to river.
although.
12. eugh.
i dont know if i intend to watch that. i don't like peter capaldi.
EVERYTHING AROUND YOU IS ME.
oh god oh god.
the leaf?
THE LEAF.
OH HEY.
OH HEY ITS 8.5
FROM THE 50TH.
he is my secret. not his name?
what the hell.
I DONT THINK IT IS INTRODUCING JOHN HURT AS THE DOCTOR.
AS WE JUST SAID.
HE ISN'T ~*THE DOCTOR*~
okay but.
its gotta be strange.
that they had people dress up as all the doctors.
and run around.
looking like all the doctors. never showing their faces.
CASTING CALL.
A BUNCH OF PEOPLE WHO LOOK LIKE THE DOCTORS AND CAN WEAR THEIR OUTFITS AND RUN AROUND IN THIS SCENE.
okay.
so that was that.
ouch my heart.
river's goodbye.
i'm refusing to believe that was the end of river.
not enough fanfare.
I JUST WATCHED THESE SHORTS.
FIRST AND LAST NIGHT.
AND EVERYTHING WAS SO FUNNY. AND ENTERTAINING.
ALL THE RIVERS!
AND THEN ~*SINGING TOWERS OF DARILLIUM*~
AND EVERYTHING IS SAD AGAIN.
okay
now onto the 50th.
actually. its the night of the doctor first.
~*~*~*~*~*~
so i'm watching night of the doctor.
according to sam this is 8.
what what.
what what what.
time lord, dalek, whats the difference.
jeez.
jeeeesus.
that crash was epic.
bring me knitting.
who are these ladies.
caarn? that sounds familiar.
but idk.
fat or thin, young or old, man or woman.
be a woman, doctor. jesus. steven moffatt.
is this going to be when he regenerates into 8.5 and does something unspeakable.
fast or strong.
wise or angry.
"i dont suppose there is any need for a doctor. make me a warrior."
oh thats a a bad choice.
my computer is currently 90 degrees celsius.
did he just name all the companions up to that point?
physician heal thyself.
a young version of john hurt.
so young.
NOW ACTUALLY THE FIFTIETH I SWEAR.
i really need to clean the fan on my computer.
and by that, i mean i really need to get my friend to clean the fan on my computer.
SO THIS IS WHAT I KNOW, GOING INTO THE 50TH.
» it features john hurt as 8.5
»» i refuse to call him 9. because eccelston is 9.
» both rose and ten are in it, i dont know how. i have my hopes but whatever.
» eleven and clara are both in it.
» daleks i think? idk.
» it is apparently going to induce my moffat rage meter.
thats kind of it.
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
i'm assuming thats the very first opener.
but what the hell. not as fun.
CLARA!!!!!!!!!!!!
CLARA IS A TEACHER?!?!?!
SHE'S A TEACHER!
DOCTORRRRRRRRR!
SHE'S GOT A BIKE!
oh sweetie. how exciting.
EXCUSE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CLARA?!
JUST SHUT THE DOOR WITH A SNAP OF HER FINGERS!
THATS UNACCEPTABLE!
what.
what what what.
sam just brought my attention to the fact that the windows are weird.
but stunt tardis.
KATE STEWART!
KATE!
SCARF!
THE PHONE. WORKING. WORKING PHONE.
that is a rather dramatic introduction.
TENNANT AND BILLIE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
inhaler.
why ARE you saluting.
the queen. elizabeth the 1st.
wait.
what.
NICE SCARF.
also known as gallifrey falls.
what.
oh jesus.
OH JESUS 3D. TIME LORD ART!
i'm really glad i'm not watching this in 3D becuase i hate 3D.
the last day of the time war.
a man who would commit a crime that would silence the universe.
tbh this war is a bit star wars.
and i never thought of the time lords as jedi like people.
time lords are totes more swords and badassery.
than star wars.
this is weird.
i'm just going to....not think about it.
these warrior outfits look like robocop.
TARDIS.
but i thought that the doctor ran away from the time war.
oh wait.
the time war took place between old who and new who.
how convenient that he could shoot at the wall.
and it would just crumble into NO MORE
how could the dalek still talk.
its little squiddy dalek self flew out of the thing.
shouldn't the president be there?
that was his name right, the gallifreys from the end of s4?
so the non doctor is going to use a sentient weapon of mass destruction.
i seeeeee.
elizabeth the first is the one he slept with right?
because second is currently in reign.
yes, obviously.
god sometimes i'm dumb.
..........wait
wait this is where rose pops up
ITS NOTHING. ITS JUST A WOLF.
okay but.
this is gallifrey.
billie.
billie my honey bear.
......so it isn't really rose.
IS IT NEVER ROSE.
ITS NEVER ROSE.
IN THIS FORM I'M CALLED BAD WOLF.
SO IT ISN'T ROSE.
ITS JUST THE BAD WOLF.
i might be able to like.
create a dichotomy.
this isn't rose.
its bad wolf.
rose scatters herself across time and space.
much like clara did.
she scatters herself as the bad wolf.
i'll be okay with this.
if she doesn't have any scenes with ten.
MY DEAREST LOVE.
i thought she didn't like him very much.
did ten just call that dudebro?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TEN'S FACE.
teeheehehehehehehehehhee
IRL you don't even know
i am giggling
so much
ITS A MACHINE THAT GOES DING.
I MISSED YOU. AND YOUR THINGS.
I'M GONNA BE KING!
okay
the virgin queen so much for history.
okay but his stuff with elizabeth happens before martha. but after rose? i think?
using my memory of all the shit i've seen so far.
GENERAL WARNING. TO THE RABBIT.
god i missed him so much.
so much.
so bad wolf is sending eleven's fez through time for the lulz.
wunderbar.
OI. YOU. ARE YOU SCIENCY!
ASAP PRONTO LOL
her scarf :3
INHALER!
because she is a fangirl times a million.
THE FEZ IS IN THE UNDER GALLERY.
SOME DAY. YOU COULD JUST WALK PAST A FEZ.
oh jesus.
all the paintings are time lord paintings?
no it wants the fez.
OH JESUS.
HE FOLLOWED THE FEZ.
TO TEN.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
I'VE NEVER SEEN IT FROM THE OUTSIDE.
JAKLSJGALKGJKALSJGKLJGALKJ
and thats how 8.5 got the fez.
dude is the zygon there.
it looks like the zygon's shadow.
well shit.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
COMPANIONS.
so kate is now the zygon.
TIMEY WIMEY
WIBBLY WOBBLY
NO IDEA WHERE HE PICKS THAT STUFF UP
SAND SHOES AND GRAND DAD!
wait
IS 8.5'S SCREWDRIVER RED.
CHINNY.
okay i'm okay with this.
clearly the statues are not are not statues.
oh good.
so they're all zygons.
RUN SCARFY!
RUN.
is kate actually kate? or is she a zygon.
THE PICTURES.
THERE WAS ROSE AND THAT BLACK UNIT LADY FROM S4.
idk about clara being at unit before.
okay i knew she was a zygon but grosssssss. so gross.
GRANDDAD, YOU CAN'T DO THAT. ITS WOOD.
SONICS DON'T DO WOOD.
i'm quite pleased they can't see bad wolf.
honey, he hasn't done it yet.
oh god.
ten being so upset. with eleven.
for forgetting.
the man who regrets
and the man who forgets
so accurate
okay but he CAN'T NOT.
same software.
different face.
IT WASN'T LOCKED.
okay but if there is still someone hiding.
and all the statues were smashed.
maybe take the damn sheets off, silly scarfy.
oh doctor.
offending the queen of england.
won't be coming back for awhile.
OH TARDIS
OH DARLING.
I MISSED YOU.
OH YOU'VE REDECORATED I DON'T LIKE IT.
kate i love you.
what is it cup of soup.
I KNEW IT WAS THE DOCTOR WHO CALLED THAT GUY.
oh god
oh god they're all in the painting.
that would be a very bad place to be.
what about clara?
yeah thanks.
THE TWO OF THEM.
SITTING AND CROSSING THEIR LEGS AND BEING THE SAME AND LULZ
okay so doesn't clara have her mind wiped too?
apparently not.
okay but if he doesn't wipe out the time lords and the daleks to stop the time war.
the time war won't end.
and season 1 - 7 won't happen.
oh god
both tardises.
eleven's has the st johns sticker on it.
and isn't dirty.
they're all going to agree to blow up gallifrey?
okay but it HAS TO HAPPEN.
it can't not happen.
i don't understand why they're pretending there is.
the warrior, the hero, and you.
HEY.
TEN IS NOT ANY OLD IDIOT.
YOU HUSH YOUR MOUTH.
how many years has ten had.
if eleven has had four hundred.
oh ow
ow
ouch
i'm sorry did you just say bad wolf.
equidistant
so grown up
oh god
all twelve of them
no sir
all thirteen
fucking capaldi's eyebrows
but the way they cut it
and used existing footage
to make it seem like all of them were there
wonderful
three tardises in one room
aslgjalskg
just all lined up
ten's glasses
and eleven's amy's glasses
so if he won't remember.
does that mean that ten and eleven and clara won't remember?
oh god
he's going to regenerate into nine.
oh god.
"I HOPE THE EARS ARE A BIT LESS CONSPICUOUS THIS TIME"
the noise i made
was wounded
and unhappy and painful
i don't want to go.
whoooooo
i am breathing
in and out
really calmly
and crying
excessively
he always says that
i could be a curator.
so the curator is twelve.
and the reason he's there.
right?
no
he's too old.
who is it.
but its him.
it would OH MY GOD.
gallifrey falls no more.
so four, did you give the scarf to the girl.
the circle thingies.
on the wall.
of the gallery.
oh god.
all of them.
standing there.
cool.
i'm just going to lie on the floor and cry.
i actually really liked it.
but i'm good at separating things.
and i enjoy the idea that rose separated herself across the universe of time and space much like clara did at the end of s7.
it isn't rose, its bad wolf.
and she's there, to be the conscience of the doctor. to help him heal.
the way that rose did for nine and for ten.
the way that rose always does.
because she's rose.
rose and river.
the doctor's two true lovessssssss.
i love her.
i love my bad wolf.
i'm on night in silver? or of silver? something about night and silver.
NIGHTMARE IN SILVER.
.......the moon? landing? what?
that flag looks like cardboard
but really bringing these two children ANYWHERE is a terrible idea.
spacey zoomah free icecream.
what is going on
a planet of an amusement park?
that closed.
CYBERMAN!
SHIT.
........does that dude have a cyberman just to play chess with. what.
yeahhhh.
a sandwich.
mirrors honey, really?
PORRIDGE!
what the hell are those little leech things.
is it like the silver mouse.
funny insects.
cybermen.
terrible terrible idea.
YOU'RE LEAVING THEM IN THE ROOM WITH THE "DEAD" CYBERMEN.
and the wax things.
terribad idea.
oh doctor.
you could've brought the kids home and COME BACK to investigate.
anddddddd the little leechs have now fiddled with her phone.
oh little boy.
you're smarter than your sister.
fucking wax things. fucking dolls.
i very much say fuck noooo. to them.
SHIT SON CYBERMAN.
and they're speedy.
what the hell is going on.
SHIT AND IT JUST TOOK ANGIE.
oh ffs don't upgrade the little dude.
PORRIDGE.
was gonna say. looks like cybermat.
"doctor. help us."
they said incredibly unenthusiastically.
"i trust the doctor."
"you think you know what he's going"
"i'm not sure i'd go that far"
lol
CYBER DOCTOR
what the hell
WHAT THE HELL
cyber planner?
mr clever. ahahaha.
MENTAL CHESS.
okay but why would the cyber doctor follow through on that agreement.
CAN I HIDE IS IT OKAY IF I HIDE DONT MOVE I'M IN THE ARMY *HIDES*
lol wut
GOLDEN TICKET.
IS PORRIDGE THE OLD EMPEROR?!
but i thought the cybermen were empty.
FANTASTIC
ALLONS Y
MY HEART HURTS
okay but all they did was tie him up with rope.
like three times.
how many oh shit
never mind
oh shit.
HOW ARE THERE THAT MANY CYBERMEN!
um don't trust him?
well shit.
clara that was really stupid.
why would you even let him near the trigger unit, you foolish girl.
honey you've killed one cyberman
out of a bajillion.
porridge.
mate in three.
its a bluff?
homnu?
DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR DOCTOR
i knew porridge was the emperor
i like being right
bit big
not blue enough
okay but where is the tardis?
CLARA WILL YOU MARRY ME
HAHAAHAHA
okay are we going to get any closure on this impossible girl nonsense
of course theres more cybertech.
and onto the finale
with my fave lizard lady.
OMG
WHAT KIND OF IDIOT WOULD TRY AND STEAL A FAULTY TARDIS
OH MY GODDDDDDDD
OH MY GOD
ALL THE DOCTORS
WITH A MILLION CLARAS
DRESSED FOR A MILLION TIMES
OH MY GOD.
i was born to save the doctor.
oh my god guys.
oh my god.
lizard lady!!!!!!!
jenny <3
shit shit was that the silence?
it was weird. jenny saw something and then was like O__O
conference call.
lmfaooooooooo they all go unconscious?
shit shit shit shit shit.
there was creepy people out the window
SOUFFLE GIRL
speak soon!
looool. sneaky.
i love you madame vastra.
THE ONE WITH THE GIGANTIC HEAD.
RIVER MY QUEEN.
...........she looks exactly like she did at the library.
when she was in the
jenny jennyyyyyyyyyyyy.
jENNY
I AM CONCERNED
JENNY
JENNY YOU BETTER BE OKAY JENNY
SO HELP ME
SO HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEE
doctor.
honey your face stop that.
stop that face.
i am really concerned.
where he dies?
his grave.
where he dies.
yes.
yep.
i like that this very slightly ties into the end of rory and amy.
because they saw their grave. and then shit was shitty.
okay but we'll see more of river right?
please.
that planet looks very bad.
EXCUSE ME. DO NOT HURT MY TARDIS DARLING.
is this entire planet. a graveyard.
a battlefield. his final battle.
what what.
WHAT WHAT
OH JESUS.
NO.
THE TARDIS.
THE DEAD TARDIS.
oh jesus.
river.
river appeared at her own grave.
WHAT IS WITH THESE FREAKY PEOPLE.
river!
helping. by telling clara what to say. my heart.
THE MAN THAT LIES WILL LIE NO MORE WHEN THIS MAN LIES AT TRENSALOR.
jesus christ i am concerned.
oh shit vastra and potato head are in the tardis.
JENNY.
JENNYYYYYY BACK TO LIFE
THANK GOD
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE FUCKERS.
at least they pronounced catacombs right this time.
what the fuck.
no honey.
don't say yowza.
is she remembering!
she's remembering!
THE GIRL SHE DIED HE TRIED TO SAVE SHE'S DIE AGAIN INSIDE GRAVE
these rhymes are upsetting.
doctor who!!!!!!!!!!
but clara knows it.
if she's remembering things from that time inside the wrecked tardis.
and river knows it
POTATO MAN.
what is it with these ghost vampire freaks.
..........
what.
he said please?
and it opened?
oh shit jesus.
river opened it.
i have a lot of feelings.
well
the tardis has grown a garden and gotten pretty.
okay but since this the future, it shouldn't be HIS tardis.
it shouldn't look like his tardis.
thats him?
his time line?
jesus.
oh god all the voices.
stop it.
i'm going to cry.
okay but clara should be in that tunnel.
NO.
NOPE NOPE.
OH MY GOD.
THATS WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN.
CLARA.
CLARA GOES IN. AND IS SCATTERED ACROSS HIS TIMELINE.
BRILLIANT.
okay but now that needs to happen.
clara, go.
go clara go.
brilliant.
but how can she still be in the show. after this.
RUN YOU CLEVER BOY, AND REMEMBER ME.
SOMEONE LISTEN TO RIVER.
SOMEONE PLEASE HEAR TO RIVER.
oh god
oh god
OH GOD
YOU ARE ALWAYS HERE TO ME
AND I ALWAYS LISTEN
AND I CAN ALWAYS SEE YOU
OH OUCH
OUCH MY HEART
ahahhaha everyone being like, well he just kissed air.
reminds me
see you around professor river song
goodbye, sweetie
tell me that isn't really the last time we're going to see river.
i know she isn't in the 50th special.
but i'm not ready to say goodbye to river.
although.
12. eugh.
i dont know if i intend to watch that. i don't like peter capaldi.
EVERYTHING AROUND YOU IS ME.
oh god oh god.
the leaf?
THE LEAF.
OH HEY.
OH HEY ITS 8.5
FROM THE 50TH.
he is my secret. not his name?
what the hell.
I DONT THINK IT IS INTRODUCING JOHN HURT AS THE DOCTOR.
AS WE JUST SAID.
HE ISN'T ~*THE DOCTOR*~
okay but.
its gotta be strange.
that they had people dress up as all the doctors.
and run around.
looking like all the doctors. never showing their faces.
CASTING CALL.
A BUNCH OF PEOPLE WHO LOOK LIKE THE DOCTORS AND CAN WEAR THEIR OUTFITS AND RUN AROUND IN THIS SCENE.
okay.
so that was that.
ouch my heart.
river's goodbye.
i'm refusing to believe that was the end of river.
not enough fanfare.
I JUST WATCHED THESE SHORTS.
FIRST AND LAST NIGHT.
AND EVERYTHING WAS SO FUNNY. AND ENTERTAINING.
ALL THE RIVERS!
AND THEN ~*SINGING TOWERS OF DARILLIUM*~
AND EVERYTHING IS SAD AGAIN.
okay
now onto the 50th.
actually. its the night of the doctor first.
~*~*~*~*~*~
so i'm watching night of the doctor.
according to sam this is 8.
what what.
what what what.
time lord, dalek, whats the difference.
jeez.
jeeeesus.
that crash was epic.
bring me knitting.
who are these ladies.
caarn? that sounds familiar.
but idk.
fat or thin, young or old, man or woman.
be a woman, doctor. jesus. steven moffatt.
is this going to be when he regenerates into 8.5 and does something unspeakable.
fast or strong.
wise or angry.
"i dont suppose there is any need for a doctor. make me a warrior."
oh thats a a bad choice.
my computer is currently 90 degrees celsius.
did he just name all the companions up to that point?
physician heal thyself.
a young version of john hurt.
so young.
NOW ACTUALLY THE FIFTIETH I SWEAR.
i really need to clean the fan on my computer.
and by that, i mean i really need to get my friend to clean the fan on my computer.
SO THIS IS WHAT I KNOW, GOING INTO THE 50TH.
» it features john hurt as 8.5
»» i refuse to call him 9. because eccelston is 9.
» both rose and ten are in it, i dont know how. i have my hopes but whatever.
» eleven and clara are both in it.
» daleks i think? idk.
» it is apparently going to induce my moffat rage meter.
thats kind of it.
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
i'm assuming thats the very first opener.
but what the hell. not as fun.
CLARA!!!!!!!!!!!!
CLARA IS A TEACHER?!?!?!
SHE'S A TEACHER!
DOCTORRRRRRRRR!
SHE'S GOT A BIKE!
oh sweetie. how exciting.
EXCUSE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CLARA?!
JUST SHUT THE DOOR WITH A SNAP OF HER FINGERS!
THATS UNACCEPTABLE!
what.
what what what.
sam just brought my attention to the fact that the windows are weird.
but stunt tardis.
KATE STEWART!
KATE!
SCARF!
THE PHONE. WORKING. WORKING PHONE.
that is a rather dramatic introduction.
TENNANT AND BILLIE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
inhaler.
why ARE you saluting.
the queen. elizabeth the 1st.
wait.
what.
NICE SCARF.
also known as gallifrey falls.
what.
oh jesus.
OH JESUS 3D. TIME LORD ART!
i'm really glad i'm not watching this in 3D becuase i hate 3D.
the last day of the time war.
a man who would commit a crime that would silence the universe.
tbh this war is a bit star wars.
and i never thought of the time lords as jedi like people.
time lords are totes more swords and badassery.
than star wars.
this is weird.
i'm just going to....not think about it.
these warrior outfits look like robocop.
TARDIS.
but i thought that the doctor ran away from the time war.
oh wait.
the time war took place between old who and new who.
how convenient that he could shoot at the wall.
and it would just crumble into NO MORE
how could the dalek still talk.
its little squiddy dalek self flew out of the thing.
shouldn't the president be there?
that was his name right, the gallifreys from the end of s4?
so the non doctor is going to use a sentient weapon of mass destruction.
i seeeeee.
elizabeth the first is the one he slept with right?
because second is currently in reign.
yes, obviously.
god sometimes i'm dumb.
..........wait
wait this is where rose pops up
ITS NOTHING. ITS JUST A WOLF.
okay but.
this is gallifrey.
billie.
billie my honey bear.
......so it isn't really rose.
IS IT NEVER ROSE.
ITS NEVER ROSE.
IN THIS FORM I'M CALLED BAD WOLF.
SO IT ISN'T ROSE.
ITS JUST THE BAD WOLF.
i might be able to like.
create a dichotomy.
this isn't rose.
its bad wolf.
rose scatters herself across time and space.
much like clara did.
she scatters herself as the bad wolf.
i'll be okay with this.
if she doesn't have any scenes with ten.
MY DEAREST LOVE.
i thought she didn't like him very much.
did ten just call that dudebro?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TEN'S FACE.
teeheehehehehehehehehhee
IRL you don't even know
i am giggling
so much
ITS A MACHINE THAT GOES DING.
I MISSED YOU. AND YOUR THINGS.
I'M GONNA BE KING!
okay
the virgin queen so much for history.
okay but his stuff with elizabeth happens before martha. but after rose? i think?
using my memory of all the shit i've seen so far.
GENERAL WARNING. TO THE RABBIT.
god i missed him so much.
so much.
so bad wolf is sending eleven's fez through time for the lulz.
wunderbar.
OI. YOU. ARE YOU SCIENCY!
ASAP PRONTO LOL
her scarf :3
INHALER!
because she is a fangirl times a million.
THE FEZ IS IN THE UNDER GALLERY.
SOME DAY. YOU COULD JUST WALK PAST A FEZ.
oh jesus.
all the paintings are time lord paintings?
no it wants the fez.
OH JESUS.
HE FOLLOWED THE FEZ.
TO TEN.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
I'VE NEVER SEEN IT FROM THE OUTSIDE.
JAKLSJGALKGJKALSJGKLJGALKJ
and thats how 8.5 got the fez.
dude is the zygon there.
it looks like the zygon's shadow.
well shit.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
COMPANIONS.
so kate is now the zygon.
TIMEY WIMEY
WIBBLY WOBBLY
NO IDEA WHERE HE PICKS THAT STUFF UP
SAND SHOES AND GRAND DAD!
wait
IS 8.5'S SCREWDRIVER RED.
CHINNY.
okay i'm okay with this.
clearly the statues are not are not statues.
oh good.
so they're all zygons.
RUN SCARFY!
RUN.
is kate actually kate? or is she a zygon.
THE PICTURES.
THERE WAS ROSE AND THAT BLACK UNIT LADY FROM S4.
idk about clara being at unit before.
okay i knew she was a zygon but grosssssss. so gross.
GRANDDAD, YOU CAN'T DO THAT. ITS WOOD.
SONICS DON'T DO WOOD.
i'm quite pleased they can't see bad wolf.
honey, he hasn't done it yet.
oh god.
ten being so upset. with eleven.
for forgetting.
the man who regrets
and the man who forgets
so accurate
okay but he CAN'T NOT.
same software.
different face.
IT WASN'T LOCKED.
okay but if there is still someone hiding.
and all the statues were smashed.
maybe take the damn sheets off, silly scarfy.
oh doctor.
offending the queen of england.
won't be coming back for awhile.
OH TARDIS
OH DARLING.
I MISSED YOU.
OH YOU'VE REDECORATED I DON'T LIKE IT.
kate i love you.
what is it cup of soup.
I KNEW IT WAS THE DOCTOR WHO CALLED THAT GUY.
oh god
oh god they're all in the painting.
that would be a very bad place to be.
what about clara?
yeah thanks.
THE TWO OF THEM.
SITTING AND CROSSING THEIR LEGS AND BEING THE SAME AND LULZ
okay so doesn't clara have her mind wiped too?
apparently not.
okay but if he doesn't wipe out the time lords and the daleks to stop the time war.
the time war won't end.
and season 1 - 7 won't happen.
oh god
both tardises.
eleven's has the st johns sticker on it.
and isn't dirty.
they're all going to agree to blow up gallifrey?
okay but it HAS TO HAPPEN.
it can't not happen.
i don't understand why they're pretending there is.
the warrior, the hero, and you.
HEY.
TEN IS NOT ANY OLD IDIOT.
YOU HUSH YOUR MOUTH.
how many years has ten had.
if eleven has had four hundred.
oh ow
ow
ouch
i'm sorry did you just say bad wolf.
equidistant
so grown up
oh god
all twelve of them
no sir
all thirteen
fucking capaldi's eyebrows
but the way they cut it
and used existing footage
to make it seem like all of them were there
wonderful
three tardises in one room
aslgjalskg
just all lined up
ten's glasses
and eleven's amy's glasses
so if he won't remember.
does that mean that ten and eleven and clara won't remember?
oh god
he's going to regenerate into nine.
oh god.
"I HOPE THE EARS ARE A BIT LESS CONSPICUOUS THIS TIME"
the noise i made
was wounded
and unhappy and painful
i don't want to go.
whoooooo
i am breathing
in and out
really calmly
and crying
excessively
he always says that
i could be a curator.
so the curator is twelve.
and the reason he's there.
right?
no
he's too old.
who is it.
but its him.
it would OH MY GOD.
gallifrey falls no more.
so four, did you give the scarf to the girl.
the circle thingies.
on the wall.
of the gallery.
oh god.
all of them.
standing there.
cool.
i'm just going to lie on the floor and cry.
i actually really liked it.
but i'm good at separating things.
and i enjoy the idea that rose separated herself across the universe of time and space much like clara did at the end of s7.
it isn't rose, its bad wolf.
and she's there, to be the conscience of the doctor. to help him heal.
the way that rose did for nine and for ten.
the way that rose always does.
because she's rose.
rose and river.
the doctor's two true lovessssssss.
i love her.
i love my bad wolf.