THE RETURN OF NIKKI WATCHES DOCTOR WHO
okay.
its been awhile. but i need a who break, since i didn't make it to the 50th anniversary on time and didn't have to rush.
spaaaaaaaceship.
featuring three bros.
omg i s2g i thought one of the guys in the picture was the rock.
are they androids?
oh. just him.
the TARDIS is not an appliance.
hey you. river can fly the tardis and she's a girl.
thisssssss kind of reminds of firefly.
with the spaceship salvaging.
WHY ARE THERE CRACKS ON THE TARDIS.
THIS IS NOT OKAY.
what the hell is that orb thing.
god i really hate this intro.
like a lot.
i don't care if sam says its supposed to be like the old who intros with the doctors face and shit.
its rubbish.
GET YOUR ROBOT HANDS OFF OF THE TARDIS
you don't just CRACK IT OPEN.
JESUS.
well shit.
if she's still on board, how did he get out of the tardis.
i miss stormageddon.
so the energy magno whatever ball burned her hand?
WHY WOULD YOU OPEN THE FIREY PIT, CLARA.
looks like claw marks.
but how could there be a beasty on board.
i've seen a lot of graphics from this.
which makes sense.
because the colouring and lighting is gorgeous.
oh doctor. threatening these firefly-esque space pirates.
why is clara the salvage of a lifetime.
OH GOD ITS THE BABY CRIB THING.
and one of amy's tardis toys.
ouch my heart.
split up.
oh honey.
stripping the tardis's console, thats not going to go over well.
she won't be pleased.
okay but what is this beasty.
THE POOL!
i see the pool is no longer in the library.
why does she keep blowing on her hand.
thats not how you
OH GOD.
OH GODDDDDDDDD.
NINE'S VOICE. AND DONNA'S.
THE PAST. JUST HURTING MY HEART.
EXCEPTIONATELY.
sensor detects everything.
yeah, is the tardis fucking with you?
thats a weird sensor.
GET YOUR PAWS OFF OF HER.
WITH YOUR LASER CUTTING THING.
oh you fool.
tardis is going to hurt you.
i like the android boy.
he's sweet.
the history of the time war.
and you open to the middle.
SO THATS, WHO?!
CLARA. YOU CAN'T.
but you're telling me.
in all the time rose, or martha, or donna, or amy spent on this ship.
they never went to the library.
WHAT
WHAT
A BOTTLE FELL OVER AND PURPLE STUFF WAS GOING PLACES.
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT. IT SOUNDED LIKE 9'S VOICE.
what the hell is with this monster.
i do not like it.
dreadful hats.
the tardis brought her back to the console?
which the guy is now under.
beasty? beasty going to get him?
WHAT IS THIS BEASTY.
it looks like some burned person.
but where did they come from.
i don't get it.
and now it keeps bringing her back to the console.
maybe you should just stay? at the console?
is she at a different console.
OH SHIT.
THEY'RE IN THE SAME ROOM.
BUT NOT.
oh tardis.
WHAT IS IT WITH THESE BEASTIES.
merge the two console rooms?
THE CENTER OF THE TARDISSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
okay but didn't rose look into the heart of the tardis?
wouldn't that be the center?
and if the guy still has the orb-y thing.
why is the tardis letting them go anywhere.
i thought the the tardis would fight him on it.
okay so the burn on her hand was spelling something right?
but backwards?
idk.
where did the android and the other bro go.
NOOOOOOOOOOO.
DON'T CUT HIS ARM OFF.
honey.
you're not an android.
yeah.
THEY TOLD HIM HE WAS AN ANDROID. FOR FUN.
wow you're a terrible human being.
younger brother?
i thought they were all brothers in the picture.
...........the eye of harmony.
what.
WHAT?!
the burned monsters.
are her. in the future.
NOOOOOOOOOOO
NO
HONEY BOY.
DON'T YOU FALL.
oh god.
and now they're horrible conjoined monsters.
thats really not.
enjoyable.
i'm not happy.
he was so cute. the little not android boy.
the engine exploded?
BUT YOU HAVE THE SAVE THE TARDIS.
.....her hand says BIG FRIENDLY BUTTON.
she burned her hand.
hitting the big friendly button.
its not the same crack.
right?
tell me its not. i'm assuming it isn't.
okay but. inside the library.
what were the weird purple bottles.
TINY SCRAP OF DECENCY
maybe you can tell him that he ISN'T A ROBOT.
10 being whooo hoo!
1 being........aaaaaaaaaahhhhh.
now onto ~*the crimson horror*~ which sounds like a euphemism for someone's period.
BUT. IT FEATURES MY FAVOURITE LADY LOVERS.
oh man i just took a brief break to go on tumblr.
read this motherfucking thing and i was crying before i finished the tweets, full on ugly hot mess crying that has now given me a headache by the time i finished reading.
dear sir, you are just not a nice person.
another thing where i enjoy the placement of location and date.
they're always just incorporated well into the composition of the shot.
'IF I HAVE NOT RETURNED IN AN HOUR YOU MUST FETCH THE POLICE'
well thats ominous.
and that room is glowing red.
OH MAN.
A BUNCH OF BAD ASS LADIES.
looooool.
we're sorry about your husband being dead.
before he dies.
aaaaaaaaaand that man is a mighty red.
looks like he lost a fight with the koolaid man.
um. this coroner creep.
so creepy.
MADAME AMAZEBALLS.
NICE BLUE DOOR.
.......and this man, has the ability to take an optogram.
i thought only walter bishop could do that shit.
ahahahahaaha.
fainting because of her lizardness.
like it wasn't clear under her black veil.
so how did the guy see the doctor before he died.
usually the doctor saves people.
WRITTEN BY SHERLOCK'S BROTHER.
sweetvilleeeeeeee.
sounds sketchy. lmfao.
WEAK AND FLESHY BOY.
oh potato.
jenny is a lady.
mrs gillywhatever.
looks very familiar.
really woman.
parading your daughter as a part of your propaganda.
......everyone knows this song. weird.
oh potato, you aren't even trying to hide your potatoeyness.
blinded lady looks familiar too.
dear monster?
wunderbar.
ahahaha. this guy.
and all his fainting.
being fanned by a potato man.
guys, i fucking love madame vastra.
FIT OF THE VAPOURS!
LMAOOOO.
what the hell.
is with these speakers.
playing this weird ass loudness.
coroner bro.
you sketchy as fuck.
65 million years?
who the hell is mr sweet.
she's putting salt on her skin. wut.
nothing bad better happen to my favourite ladies.
DON'T GO IN THE SCARY RED ROOM.
YOU'RE TOO IMPORTANT.
oh jesus.
someone red grabbed her.
jenny don't open the door.
SAVVY.
BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE.
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK.
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKK.
WHAT THE FUCKKKK.
ITS THE DOCTOR.
what even.
he's all hard and shit.
what the hellllllllll.
but where is clara?
what is going onnnnnnnnnn.
honey, should you be going into that room with the scary shit.
oh wow.
they're dropping people into the vat of red.
so they did that to the doctor?
aw man.
blind lady was caring for the doctor.
but he isn't a monster?
or is that because he survived the red shit.
JENNY JENNY JENNY JENNY.
HE JUST DIPPED HER AND KISSED HER!
good on you, jenny. whacking him.
lmfao
the ye olden days footage. lmfaooooo.
romany superstition.
tch.
DOCTOR AND MRS SMITH.
that kind of hurts.
pretty maids.
all in a row.
you mean some of the people who go in the red don't turn out red and hardened?
how strange.
HORSE. YOU HAVE FAILED IN YOUR MISSION.
oh potato. you are hilarious.
THAT FRIGGEN GUN!!!!!!!!
really child?
what are you. a GPS?
.......thomas thomas?
OH MY GOD GILLYFLOWER IS LADY TYRELL.
MY DARLING BAMF.
i love her.
......only perfection is good enough for myself and mr sweet.
ruuuuuude.
LEATHER!
jenny i love you.
my tiny tiny badass.
GOD I LOVE THIS TRIO.
SHERBERT FANCIES!
gonna poison the air. bummer.
i really like clara's amazing 1800s curly hair.
why is jenna louise coleman so fucking adorbz.
GUYS.
I KNOW WHO MR SWEET IS.
iiii am going to watch that. after this.
this blinded woman really is wonderful.
i love jenny's leather and lace get up.
and clara's dress!
the high collar is a bit more actual victorian than rose's boobular victorian dress.
EW.
EWWWWWWWWWWW.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
THATS WHY SHE PUT LEACH DOWN HER DRESS.
EWWWWWWWWW
ITS SO GROSS LOOKING.
OH MY GOD EWW.
WHAT IS SHE FEEDING HIM. IT LOOKS LIKE GROUND BEEF.
god she's so cray cray.
oh thomas thomas.
you might want to go elsewhere.
take mr potato with you.
ada!
calling your mother a harpy.
HANG ON I'VE GOT A SONIC SCREWDRIVER!
YEAH, WELL I'VE GOT A CHAIR!
i like how thomas thomas is just unfazed.
by the potato spaceman.
but but!
the rocket!
rude!
die you freaks!
hey.
freak is our word.
oh noes. olenna has died. i think.
god mr sweet is so friggen gross.
like the alien chest cavity thing and and a gross ass cactus fetus.
what are they going to do with all the venom.
put it in the vault?
loooool. the tardis is going. and he's going to faint. ahahaha.
oh shit.
her family is collecting pictures of her in the past.
bustedddddddddddd.
but now clara has seen victorian!clara.
oh shit. seriously?
she's going to take them along on a trip.
AND CYBERMEN?!
shit.
that was a fun episode.
i love the victorian trio.
idk what to call them.
madame vastra, and jenny, and mr potato man.
just realized that both this and the unquiet dead is written by mark gatiss.
he does enjoy victorian england, doesn't he.
OKAY.
i'm gonna watch OMWF.
and then go to sleep.
i'll finish up doctor who soon!
EPISODES LEFT TO WATCH: 3
that number includes the 50th special.
its been awhile. but i need a who break, since i didn't make it to the 50th anniversary on time and didn't have to rush.
spaaaaaaaceship.
featuring three bros.
omg i s2g i thought one of the guys in the picture was the rock.
are they androids?
oh. just him.
the TARDIS is not an appliance.
hey you. river can fly the tardis and she's a girl.
thisssssss kind of reminds of firefly.
with the spaceship salvaging.
WHY ARE THERE CRACKS ON THE TARDIS.
THIS IS NOT OKAY.
what the hell is that orb thing.
god i really hate this intro.
like a lot.
i don't care if sam says its supposed to be like the old who intros with the doctors face and shit.
its rubbish.
GET YOUR ROBOT HANDS OFF OF THE TARDIS
you don't just CRACK IT OPEN.
JESUS.
well shit.
if she's still on board, how did he get out of the tardis.
i miss stormageddon.
so the energy magno whatever ball burned her hand?
WHY WOULD YOU OPEN THE FIREY PIT, CLARA.
looks like claw marks.
but how could there be a beasty on board.
i've seen a lot of graphics from this.
which makes sense.
because the colouring and lighting is gorgeous.
oh doctor. threatening these firefly-esque space pirates.
why is clara the salvage of a lifetime.
OH GOD ITS THE BABY CRIB THING.
and one of amy's tardis toys.
ouch my heart.
split up.
oh honey.
stripping the tardis's console, thats not going to go over well.
she won't be pleased.
okay but what is this beasty.
THE POOL!
i see the pool is no longer in the library.
why does she keep blowing on her hand.
thats not how you
OH GOD.
OH GODDDDDDDDD.
NINE'S VOICE. AND DONNA'S.
THE PAST. JUST HURTING MY HEART.
EXCEPTIONATELY.
sensor detects everything.
yeah, is the tardis fucking with you?
thats a weird sensor.
GET YOUR PAWS OFF OF HER.
WITH YOUR LASER CUTTING THING.
oh you fool.
tardis is going to hurt you.
i like the android boy.
he's sweet.
the history of the time war.
and you open to the middle.
SO THATS, WHO?!
CLARA. YOU CAN'T.
but you're telling me.
in all the time rose, or martha, or donna, or amy spent on this ship.
they never went to the library.
WHAT
WHAT
A BOTTLE FELL OVER AND PURPLE STUFF WAS GOING PLACES.
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT. IT SOUNDED LIKE 9'S VOICE.
what the hell is with this monster.
i do not like it.
dreadful hats.
the tardis brought her back to the console?
which the guy is now under.
beasty? beasty going to get him?
WHAT IS THIS BEASTY.
it looks like some burned person.
but where did they come from.
i don't get it.
and now it keeps bringing her back to the console.
maybe you should just stay? at the console?
is she at a different console.
OH SHIT.
THEY'RE IN THE SAME ROOM.
BUT NOT.
oh tardis.
WHAT IS IT WITH THESE BEASTIES.
merge the two console rooms?
THE CENTER OF THE TARDISSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
okay but didn't rose look into the heart of the tardis?
wouldn't that be the center?
and if the guy still has the orb-y thing.
why is the tardis letting them go anywhere.
i thought the the tardis would fight him on it.
okay so the burn on her hand was spelling something right?
but backwards?
idk.
where did the android and the other bro go.
NOOOOOOOOOOO.
DON'T CUT HIS ARM OFF.
honey.
you're not an android.
yeah.
THEY TOLD HIM HE WAS AN ANDROID. FOR FUN.
wow you're a terrible human being.
younger brother?
i thought they were all brothers in the picture.
...........the eye of harmony.
what.
WHAT?!
the burned monsters.
are her. in the future.
NOOOOOOOOOOO
NO
HONEY BOY.
DON'T YOU FALL.
oh god.
and now they're horrible conjoined monsters.
thats really not.
enjoyable.
i'm not happy.
he was so cute. the little not android boy.
the engine exploded?
BUT YOU HAVE THE SAVE THE TARDIS.
.....her hand says BIG FRIENDLY BUTTON.
she burned her hand.
hitting the big friendly button.
its not the same crack.
right?
tell me its not. i'm assuming it isn't.
okay but. inside the library.
what were the weird purple bottles.
TINY SCRAP OF DECENCY
maybe you can tell him that he ISN'T A ROBOT.
10 being whooo hoo!
1 being........aaaaaaaaaahhhhh.
now onto ~*the crimson horror*~ which sounds like a euphemism for someone's period.
BUT. IT FEATURES MY FAVOURITE LADY LOVERS.
oh man i just took a brief break to go on tumblr.
read this motherfucking thing and i was crying before i finished the tweets, full on ugly hot mess crying that has now given me a headache by the time i finished reading.
dear sir, you are just not a nice person.
another thing where i enjoy the placement of location and date.
they're always just incorporated well into the composition of the shot.
'IF I HAVE NOT RETURNED IN AN HOUR YOU MUST FETCH THE POLICE'
well thats ominous.
and that room is glowing red.
OH MAN.
A BUNCH OF BAD ASS LADIES.
looooool.
we're sorry about your husband being dead.
before he dies.
aaaaaaaaaand that man is a mighty red.
looks like he lost a fight with the koolaid man.
um. this coroner creep.
so creepy.
MADAME AMAZEBALLS.
NICE BLUE DOOR.
.......and this man, has the ability to take an optogram.
i thought only walter bishop could do that shit.
ahahahahaaha.
fainting because of her lizardness.
like it wasn't clear under her black veil.
so how did the guy see the doctor before he died.
usually the doctor saves people.
WRITTEN BY SHERLOCK'S BROTHER.
sweetvilleeeeeeee.
sounds sketchy. lmfao.
WEAK AND FLESHY BOY.
oh potato.
jenny is a lady.
mrs gillywhatever.
looks very familiar.
really woman.
parading your daughter as a part of your propaganda.
......everyone knows this song. weird.
oh potato, you aren't even trying to hide your potatoeyness.
blinded lady looks familiar too.
dear monster?
wunderbar.
ahahaha. this guy.
and all his fainting.
being fanned by a potato man.
guys, i fucking love madame vastra.
FIT OF THE VAPOURS!
LMAOOOO.
what the hell.
is with these speakers.
playing this weird ass loudness.
coroner bro.
you sketchy as fuck.
65 million years?
who the hell is mr sweet.
she's putting salt on her skin. wut.
nothing bad better happen to my favourite ladies.
DON'T GO IN THE SCARY RED ROOM.
YOU'RE TOO IMPORTANT.
oh jesus.
someone red grabbed her.
jenny don't open the door.
SAVVY.
BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE.
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK.
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKK.
WHAT THE FUCKKKK.
ITS THE DOCTOR.
what even.
he's all hard and shit.
what the hellllllllll.
but where is clara?
what is going onnnnnnnnnn.
honey, should you be going into that room with the scary shit.
oh wow.
they're dropping people into the vat of red.
so they did that to the doctor?
aw man.
blind lady was caring for the doctor.
but he isn't a monster?
or is that because he survived the red shit.
JENNY JENNY JENNY JENNY.
HE JUST DIPPED HER AND KISSED HER!
good on you, jenny. whacking him.
lmfao
the ye olden days footage. lmfaooooo.
romany superstition.
tch.
DOCTOR AND MRS SMITH.
that kind of hurts.
pretty maids.
all in a row.
you mean some of the people who go in the red don't turn out red and hardened?
how strange.
HORSE. YOU HAVE FAILED IN YOUR MISSION.
oh potato. you are hilarious.
THAT FRIGGEN GUN!!!!!!!!
really child?
what are you. a GPS?
.......thomas thomas?
OH MY GOD GILLYFLOWER IS LADY TYRELL.
MY DARLING BAMF.
i love her.
......only perfection is good enough for myself and mr sweet.
ruuuuuude.
LEATHER!
jenny i love you.
my tiny tiny badass.
GOD I LOVE THIS TRIO.
SHERBERT FANCIES!
gonna poison the air. bummer.
i really like clara's amazing 1800s curly hair.
why is jenna louise coleman so fucking adorbz.
GUYS.
I KNOW WHO MR SWEET IS.
iiii am going to watch that. after this.
this blinded woman really is wonderful.
i love jenny's leather and lace get up.
and clara's dress!
the high collar is a bit more actual victorian than rose's boobular victorian dress.
EW.
EWWWWWWWWWWW.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
THATS WHY SHE PUT LEACH DOWN HER DRESS.
EWWWWWWWWW
ITS SO GROSS LOOKING.
OH MY GOD EWW.
WHAT IS SHE FEEDING HIM. IT LOOKS LIKE GROUND BEEF.
god she's so cray cray.
oh thomas thomas.
you might want to go elsewhere.
take mr potato with you.
ada!
calling your mother a harpy.
HANG ON I'VE GOT A SONIC SCREWDRIVER!
YEAH, WELL I'VE GOT A CHAIR!
i like how thomas thomas is just unfazed.
by the potato spaceman.
but but!
the rocket!
rude!
die you freaks!
hey.
freak is our word.
oh noes. olenna has died. i think.
god mr sweet is so friggen gross.
like the alien chest cavity thing and and a gross ass cactus fetus.
what are they going to do with all the venom.
put it in the vault?
loooool. the tardis is going. and he's going to faint. ahahaha.
oh shit.
her family is collecting pictures of her in the past.
bustedddddddddddd.
but now clara has seen victorian!clara.
oh shit. seriously?
she's going to take them along on a trip.
AND CYBERMEN?!
shit.
that was a fun episode.
i love the victorian trio.
idk what to call them.
madame vastra, and jenny, and mr potato man.
just realized that both this and the unquiet dead is written by mark gatiss.
he does enjoy victorian england, doesn't he.
OKAY.
i'm gonna watch OMWF.
and then go to sleep.
i'll finish up doctor who soon!
EPISODES LEFT TO WATCH: 3
that number includes the 50th special.