.003. [Common/English ; Voice]

[suck_my_tusks]

Ah've been gettin' da impression dat joo all be rathah good people. Mons, and yes, especially joo, ladymons ♥, if ya evah be needin' any help mendin' wounds, ah be more den happy ta help

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[pimp_hat]

Yeah mon, dat's real shockin' seein' as how da ladymons flock to joo all da time. Oh wait, dat's me.

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[suck_my_tusks]

Bahh, shuddup, mon!

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[pimp_hat]

Aww, don't be jealous mon. I could take joo undah my wing. Teach joo da propah way to woo da ladymons. Den maybe joo'll be a stud like me. I doubt it dough.

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[suck_my_tusks]

[Snorts and rolls his eyes at him.] Yah mon, a real stud.

Okay den, you go ahead an' be tellin' me what ya know, mon. Go.

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[pimp_hat]

[Flexes his muscles] Joo bet joor ass I am. I be da cream of dah crop.

Joo gotta play it smooth mon, can't just go beatin' dem ovah da head wid some lame line. Joo gotta make dem tink dey be da only ting dat mattahs. A sly wink here. A couple complients dere. Maybe a drink or two and den BAM! Joo got dem hook, line, and sinkah.

[Kevas stops and thinks for a moment]

For joo dough, I'd start of gettin' dem drunk. Real drunk.

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[suck_my_tusks]

[Rubs his forehead and grumbles.]

Fuck joo, mon.

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[pimp_hat]

[Kevas laughs and slaps Monoxide on the back.]

Don't hate da playah mon, just hate da game.

[Commentlog] I just lost the game

[suck_my_tusks]

Ah be hatin' both, danks.

[Commentlog] Kev needs a victory drink

[pimp_hat]

I be needin' a drink aftah such a hard day of schoolin'.

[Commentlog] Your mom needs a victory drink

[suck_my_tusks]

Yeaaaaah. Whadevah, mon. Lead da way, den.

Ah could probably be usin' one, too.