(verbatim ( Read more... )

-Provided useless information to the Woodbridge PD about a burglary that occurred along my route. No one was hurt, no suspects...you know, just like the bank robbery, but with a little less rain and a lot less trauma ( Read more... )

I had to retell the story of the bank robbery twice today. I won't say I mind, but it's hard to explain exactly where I fit in the narrative. I didn't play a traditional role, even to my own perspective ( Read more... )

...I wish I'd been wearing a clean shirt when I met TD Bank corporate. And the FBI. And the Woodbridge cops, although we've been working and eating next to each other for months. (The tellers are used to me coming in looking like a Federally-clothed hobo ( Read more... )

If that one pillar in the bank lobby had been thinner, they would have seen me, and I might not be typing this.
But I am.
Here's the link: http://www.wfsb.com/news/19107397/detail.html#-
Goodnight, intarwebs. I can't imagine how I'll ever top this one.

Yep, the man is back.

...I delivered there!Nice neighborhood. Almost beats the Hill...which is where I will be in all likelihood, tomorrow. They were threatening to send me back to Westville, but there are a lot of open routes in Kilby, thanks to various illnesses and removals ( Read more... )

This does not shock me.
I've seen him live. He is, quite possibly, the most evil magician since Don Herbert.

Ha! What?Ironically, it has been said (by people who would know) that if you drain Lake Phipps, the population of West Haven TRIPLES ( Read more... )