“I wasn’t at Ino-chan’s house!” Sakura squealed, made reckless by her success. “I got an apprenticeship with Jiraiya-sama!”

Her mother went still. “No bee stings, then? Or bites?”

“No! No, I’m fine! And I’ve got an apprenticeship with Jiraiya-sama!”

“If you weren’t showing your frog to Ino-chan, where were you?” her mother asked as she ( Read more... )

What do they do?

I don’t know.

You don’t?  It was a novel idea that Rokudaime might not know something.

I don’t know everything, Rokudaime huffed.

But you know sealing.  You were telling me about it yesterday.

I know a lot about medical fuinjutsu and summoning fuinjutsu.  I was famous for knowing a lot about both.  But most of Konohagakure’s ( Read more... )

Title: Touch
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: I have no rights to or claims on the Naruto franchise, trademark, copyright, or characters. This is for fun, not profit.
Summary: In the future what's left of humanity sends the Rokudaime Hokage back in time to make some changes. Sadly, they can't send all of her. When a seven-year-old ( Read more... )

Title: Touch
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: I have no rights to or claims on the Naruto franchise, trademark, copyright, or characters. This is for fun, not profit.
Summary: In the future what's left of humanity sends the Rokudaime Hokage back in time to make some changes. Sadly, they can't send all of her. When a seven-year-old ( Read more... )

Title: Touch
Fandom: Naruto
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: I have no rights to or claims on the Naruto franchise, trademark, copyright, or characters. This is for fun, not profit.
Summary: In the future what's left of humanity sends the Rokudaime Hokage back in time to make some changes. Sadly, they can't send all of her. When a seven-year-old ( Read more... )

That in no way stopped him from telling them all about it anyway.

“I hate cats,” he declared as he signaled the bartender for his regular.  “They’re selfish and troublesome and, if they know you hate them, they stalk you.”

“Did Ino-chan bring home a cat?” asked Choza.

“No.  She brought home a Haruno Sakura which, it turns out, is very much like ( Read more... )