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1. HOG CARCASS SPLITTER, AUTO: Latest technology in automatic hog splitting. Five axis computerized mechanism; splits up to 650 hogs per hour - regardless of size or weight.
   
   
2. WINNERS OF THE MOO & OINK JINGLE CONTEST! especially #4
   
   
3. OLD MCDONALD HAD A KARAOKE MACHINE.