By my count I have been told five (5) separate, distinct, unique, and totally obvious lies today, each by someone who only did so to avoid a small piece of work or thought.

I am now going to force my head through a three-inch-thick plate of cast iron and it's gonna feel gooooooooooooood.

So there's this woman I met at a party a couple years ago, and have talked to by email maybe three times since. I got a crush on her when we met and we got along okay but it was pretty clear that she wasn't going to be my pal or anything. But I thought she was so cool! Pretty close to my age, did a lot of interesting things and had an unusual ( Read more... )