This was today's Headline of the Day, from the Green Bay Press-Gazette.

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But Illinois' finest are here to stop it:

COPS GUN DOWN EMU

That's the Rasputin of Emus there. I salute this bird.

Courtesy yoscott. Also: these people need to hire a specialized employee called a "newswriter."

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NEW JERSEY SITH CHEESE BUS PILOT OF DEATH

The Exploding Aardvark linked me to a beavo-buttheadian news story about our boys overseas.

Screencap of the story, for when it's gone, is behind the cut.

( SHUT UP, BEAVIS )

INQUIRY REACHES FIDELITY'S JOHNSONS