Just another day in the life of Chaun.
So tonight I got a slurpee and some gas at the 7-11, after hanging out with Darby for the fist time in a long time. I dropped her off at her house, and some where between Dyer and "Where the Fuck am I?" I made a turn down a street where I could barely make out the shape of a woman in the street. She is stumbling in one direction across the street, and when she sees me waves her hands in the air as if she were in some sort of trouble. I pull up to about where she is, and as she is walking over to my car, she falls right before she gets to my window. She disappears for a moment, and then her hand slams into the open window of my car as she tries to pull herself up off the street. Half her face peeks over the door of my car into my window and the conversation is as fallows:
Her: Are you a cop!?
Me: No?
Her: Let me suck your dick!
Me: What?
Her: For 20 bucks I will suck your cock so good.
Me: No.
Her: Come on baby, I need a beer really bad, I want to suck your dick.
Me: Can you get up?
(she gets up)
Her: I need a beer, you have any beer?
Me: No.
Her: Do you have any money, all I need is two bucks.
Me: No.
Her: What is that you are drinking?
Me: A slurpee.
Her: Can I have it, I need something really bad.
Me: Ummm okay, but I gotta go.
Her: I bet you want to fuck me. Feel your dick in my mouth. You got a girlfriend? There is a hickey on your neck.
Me: Okay, thats really none of your business. I have really got to go.
Her: Fuck you, you drove by like 6 times, I saw you, fuck you.
Me: Are you drunk? I just turned down this street. I thought you needed help.
Her: I do need help. You want to take me home.
Me: No.
Her: Come on give me a ride.
Me: No.
So then I drove off.
The point of all of this, which I dont think translates, is THAT WHORE TOOK MY SLURPEE!
What a Bitch.
Her: Are you a cop!?
Me: No?
Her: Let me suck your dick!
Me: What?
Her: For 20 bucks I will suck your cock so good.
Me: No.
Her: Come on baby, I need a beer really bad, I want to suck your dick.
Me: Can you get up?
(she gets up)
Her: I need a beer, you have any beer?
Me: No.
Her: Do you have any money, all I need is two bucks.
Me: No.
Her: What is that you are drinking?
Me: A slurpee.
Her: Can I have it, I need something really bad.
Me: Ummm okay, but I gotta go.
Her: I bet you want to fuck me. Feel your dick in my mouth. You got a girlfriend? There is a hickey on your neck.
Me: Okay, thats really none of your business. I have really got to go.
Her: Fuck you, you drove by like 6 times, I saw you, fuck you.
Me: Are you drunk? I just turned down this street. I thought you needed help.
Her: I do need help. You want to take me home.
Me: No.
Her: Come on give me a ride.
Me: No.
So then I drove off.
The point of all of this, which I dont think translates, is THAT WHORE TOOK MY SLURPEE!
What a Bitch.