GOD. IT WAS A BIRTHDAY PUNCH. I'M NOT SORRY.austereNovember 13 2006, 20:50:02 UTC
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I punched submarine in the arm (-10 points). Last Wednesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole vancleef's purse (30 points). In May I bought porn for gosh (10 points). Last week I stole windsor's purse (-30 points). In February I set fascist's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-66 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I punched submarine in the arm (-10 points). Last Wednesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole vancleef's purse (30 points). In May I bought porn for gosh (10 points). Last week I stole windsor's purse (-30 points). In February I set fascist's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-66 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
austere
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