sloshed in PA...

Jun 07, 2004 02:07

Philly rocked assholes...

two awesome shows...

good pay...

lots of booze...

two video cameras...

and six badass discordians who know how to fuckin party...

memorable quotes:

"you finished that maze yet, or do i have to get you some fuckin crayons ya little piece of shit bitch!" - me to scott

"am i gunna get lucky tonight?" - random homosexual
"yeh, i hope you win the fuckin lottery!" - peck

"its wrapped in celaphane... that means it has to be something good" - lee
"or something really really bad" - me
"but you see, either way thats good." - lee

"its like outside theres a picture of mother theresa, and inside there's a picture of jimmy hoffa with his thumb up" - lee describing the hotel we stayed at

"lets come up with stereotypical hippie names, i'll be Bark" - me
"i'll be... Solar System" - scott

"Alanis More-a-slut" - lee

"lets go slide across the beer puddles in the club!" - me
"okay, watch me!" - lee
(lee then runs into the club and gets intentionally tripped by some guy who heard us talking... it was funny shit)

"yeh mike's 21, he just doesnt have his i.d. with him. in fact he just turned 21 today" - davz to bar manager
"is this true?" - bar manager to shawn
"yep" - shawn
"come on mike, lets go celebrate your birthday!" - peck

"cassaroles!" - lee

"after two rum & cokes, a kamikaze and a yuengling fuckin the word 'cassaroles' doesnt get any funnier" - me
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