i need to pee
parker, katie, and i sold our souls today. well art work on peoples arms and such, and what a joy it was!!!!

i found myself alone, hooked to a telephone like a demented life support, or a last resort. theres a darkness in me, and its dying to get free, making my best friends enemies.

pollie wants a cracker
think i should get off her first
think she wants some water to put out the blow torch

i work at a kind of property management company, i file yes. i think that it could be the one of most interesting jobs that one could have. to support this thought i will give you a chain of events that have happened since my empployment. 1. tenants happen to be a gay couple, no problem im pretty cool with everyway that one could swing (maybe not ( Read more... )

I FORGOT ABOUT MY MINUTE BY MINUTE ACCOUNT OF THE COUNT DOWN.

MY MY MY 33

YEAH 35

A NEW YEAR ALWAYS COMES WITH CHEESE!!!!!! ITS NOW 40 MINUTES AWAY FINALLY THE LIGHTS MAY GO OUT AND WE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO FLUSH OUR TOILETS AGAIN FOR FEAR WE MAY FLOOD OURSELFS AND RUN OUT OF IODINE TABLETS! BAH

Jacob 5 ( Read more... )

to be a hypocrite must be nice most of the time. we all are hypocrites, but to build yourself to be something reigning over all other people, and to state that you are indeed what you say is wrong to other, and you take it to the point where you shame them, seem rude, but most of all painful because sometimes people care about you.