Comments | suarez: You can't outrun cake.

suarez

You can't outrun cake.

Jun 25, 2008 18:48

I've been pretty good about exercising. I can run a mile in 15 minutes without crapping myself or going into asthmatic shock. My max is what my body weight SHOULD be, about 185. I'm not bragging as these are not that impressive, it's just a year and half ago it seemed like I could get winded if I took a dump the wrong way. But I still have a gut. ( Read more... )

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suarez June 26 2008, 00:19:35 UTC

Ha Ha

dork_grrl June 26 2008, 02:34:23 UTC

Seriously, I work in an office. I KNOW about cake... But everyone thinks I'm weird 'cuz I don't actually LIKE cake.. Or donuts. Or ice cream (actually I love ice cream, I just can't eat it...)

But hot damn! when they have potlucks, I'm scavenging 7-layer dip like a motherfucker!

suarez June 26 2008, 23:01:01 UTC

Like a motherfucker is the ONLY way to enjoy 7-layer dip.

dork_grrl June 27 2008, 01:15:45 UTC

Damn skippy!

gregmce June 26 2008, 03:13:25 UTC

"You took a dump in ten countries in five days!"

I have a new goal in life. And then... CAKE!

suarez June 26 2008, 23:00:16 UTC

I'm going to try it in 10 states first. Baby steps.

cablefraga June 26 2008, 06:13:54 UTC

I can run a mile in 15 minutes without crapping myself or going into asthmatic shock.

Well, fuck.

:)

hecatemahadevi June 26 2008, 15:28:15 UTC

Dude, you're not fat. I believe the correct term is "fluffy".

You met Nelson, right? He's husky. He's just like that. (Of course, he might be less husky if he ever got off his ass and exercised, which he really doesn't.)

Personally, I prefer biking to walking in order to stay in shape, but somehow I wouldn't be surprised if San Antonio has crap for bike trails. It's Texas, after all. Land of the Joggers Who Have to Carry Big Sticks to Fight Off Dogs.

You know what I like to do? I bike or walk the several blocks to McDonald's, buy a small cheeseburger, and then laugh at the exercise tips on the paper bag. LOLOLOL Perhaps I should start biking to the grocery store and buying cake! (Cake would be harder to transport in a backpack, though…you'd have to turn the box vertically, and it would smear the frosting all over the inside of the lid…)

Yeah, I want cake too, but since I have no job and something like $50 total in my bank accounts, I can't really spend it on frivolous stuff like food. -_-;

ex_narumi508 June 27 2008, 04:08:28 UTC

In San Antonio, stores sell cake in the single serving and half sizes...but charge more for it ;_;

For best results, I buy the mix, easier to bring home and much cheaper and you get exercise mixing the batter!