If it was that bad, can't you just fire me instead?
One of BSC's* products that I am responsible for translating is software for employee performance reviews. Sometimes, although there is a full-time, paid translator on duty, the developers think that they should skip the middle man and write the English texts themselves. Thus we came a hair's breadth away from calling the date on which an employee's performance review is processed the "execution date". This, O high and mighty developers, is why you need me.
* Behemoth Software Company