Well,
novembers_heart sent me pictures of that kick ass bulldozer we saw at the dump that I was
ranting and raving about for a couple weeks.
After seeing it, I'm pretty sure you'll agree this thing is probably the coolest thing you'll ever see in your life. Ever. I'm leaving this as an open post incase any of you want to share the wonder that is the awesomest bulldozer with any of your friends.
This picture was taken after we were chucking crap at the dozer and Rice nailed it with a book, so the driver was eyeing us suspiciously. C'mon, driver.. not even death itself could hurt you in the BULLDOZERNAUT!!! He was hauling ass in this picture.. this thing could probably top out at 50mph or so. It was so awesome.
This goddamn thing looks so heinous and evil that I could easily imagine it smashing piles of skulls instead of bags of cat poop and banana peels. You were cheated in life, bulldozernaut! Unveil to the dross of mankind the dawn of your wrath!
First off, don't let the sign in the background throw you off, because the bulldozernaut does nothing if it doesn't ROCK!! Also in the background, look at the score. Garbage 0, Bulldozernaut 58,350. Pathetic. But to be fair, you'd need to pass out a pretty big handicap in order to fair well against a bulldozer of this stature. Go, bulldozernaut, make us proud.