My, this is a rather delicate situation, is it not? I'm sure there are still some of you who have doubts as to the validity of whether the people here are fakes or not, but still. It would be better to be safe than sorry, would it not? Therefore, allow me to offer an ultimatum ( Read more... )

Ah, it is that time again, isn't it! It would seem we've had quite the influx of new arrivals into our cage recently ( Read more... )

[Phone]

[The mad giggling that fills the phonelines at first is overwhelming, taking the Major a moment to compose himself. When he speaks, he sounds content. Beyond content, almost wistful. There is just no denying that, beyond anything, the man is in a good mood.]From the day man crawled out of the stew of primal creation and onto the land, ( Read more... )

[Action 1]

[As dawn sweeps across the blasted remains of Mayfield, you may find a short, fat man dressed entirely in white swaying through the rubble. At first, it might look like he's swaying due to injury and might fall, but he keeps reasserting himself. After a few moments, it becomes obvious he isn't hurt. Isn't injured in the least. His ( Read more... )

[The Major didn't think a damn think about eating mushrooms. Why should he? If this place decided it would provide produce, then he would gladly partake of it. Even if it was suspicious, he would do it in order to see what game the town might have come with this time ( Read more... )

[Hey Mayfield. Have some mad giggling. This week? Has just been an utter blast on the Major's end. It takes him a moment before he can compose himself and begin to speak.]

My friends, it has certainly been a trying time this week, has it not? And now, with so many of our fellow citizens deceased [God, he tries so hard to not let his smile slip ( Read more... )

A. Around Town

[The Major will be dressed in his police uniform, going about his routine beat during the day. He nods and says hello to people as he passes in his usual pleasant manner.]Good day! Good day ( Read more... )

[Phone]
[The call comes early in the morning, around 6:30-7 am when everyone would be having breakfast and getting ready for work and school. Or, uh, should be. Despite how early it is, the Major still sounds as jovial and chipper as always.]Hello! Good morning! My, quite an exciting last week we had, wasn't it? Certainly, certainly, it reminded me ( Read more... )

[Phone]
Well, it seems that once again, the town or another one of our esteemed neighbors has chosen to make things interesting, eh? My, I wonder how many here have experience fighting the living dead? For starters, the idea of going for the brain or the head is true! Fire, as well, could be quite useful ( Read more... )

A. Phone

My fellow citizens, it is my, ah, fine duty to inform all of you that the town has seen fit to make me a police officer in its service. I will, of course, due my best to serve and protect all of my peers in town.

[The utter amusement the Major feels while saying all of this is relatively clear in his voice. For those who don't know him, ( Read more... )