Tweny Third Krieg - Action

[sturmbahnfurher]

A. Around Town

[The Major will be dressed in his police uniform, going about his routine beat during the day. He nods and says hello to people as he passes in his usual pleasant manner.]Good day! Good day

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B.

[selfobservedcat]

[Schrodinger is just enjoying the show, trying to avoid injury.]

Go Major, go!

[And he chuckles, because no one can tell which Major he's rooting for.]

[sturmbahnfurher]

[And both of them just chuckle. The one from behind the tree starts to move forward, attempting to close the gap a bit between him and his opponent, firing at the one on the ground as he approaches, attempting to keep him down.]

I am certainly trying, Schro! My, unfortunate too that you don't have one! They're quite fun!

[The one from the bench keeps scrambling back, trying to fire at his opponent. He's clearly on the end taking a beating at the moment, but he's not letting it get to him.]

Indeed! Perhaps you should join in Schro!

Though the idea of you actually taking action is quite novel.

[selfobservedcat]

It would certainly be interesting to have--

[He cuts his sentence short, frowning at the fake Major's words.]

As a messenger, I work best as an observer...

[sturmbahnfurher]

I wouldn't worry about what he has to say, Schro. I doubt the boy knows any better.

[The two Majors continues to circle one another, attempting to fire at each other and still doing a relatively poor job at it.

You may want to get back a bit more, Schrodinger. Some of those shots are getting a bit close.]

Oh, I would hardly think you know much better either, friend.

[selfobservedcat]

[And jump back a bit he does.]

Regardless of his opinions, this is certainly quite the turn of events! How long do you think we'll get to play with him?

[sturmbahnfurher]

I don't know! But I certainly hope a bit longer! He's quite amusing, isn't-

[And that's when the Major will be getting cut off as the other Major pistol whips him in the face, grinning.]

Oh, I have no intention of leaving.

[selfobservedcat]

The town really did send us a great gift this time!

[Giggling.]

[sturmbahnfurher]

[Wrestling for the pistol now. Not since it's loaded or anything, and both have their own, but really just to keep from getting whipped again.]

Indeed they did! My, I hope this means the town is picking up speed!

The zombie invasion was nice, but it was still a bit...lackluster to the usual fare.

[selfobservedcat]

Is this more like its usual fare, Major?

[sturmbahnfurher]

It is a bit early to tell, but it seems that-

[And he quickly gets cold-cocked by the other Major.]

My my Schro, I thought it was your job to observe, was it not? How lazy, to be asking for the observations of others!

[selfobservedcat]

I work hard enough as it is, I can get a break sometimes.

[sturmbahnfurher]

[And that Major has the other in a chokehold, the other struggling to get out and striking his aggressor.]

Oh? Perhaps you'd care to tell me what work you do do, considering Dok must constantly remind you when you have an actual duty to carry out.

[selfobservedcat]

Who else could appear to your soldiers as they are dying instantaneously?