the problem with fiction (04/10ish)

[stupidrhapsody]

kris/chanyeol | PG-13
summary: that's right, this is your usual idol oppa/ordinary high school boy fake engagement story. unless you never read one. you know, you should click the link.

author notes: ± 4, 940 words. comments are encouraged. seriously. oyeee. don't hate me though. you'll see when you've finished reading.

o n e / t w o / t h r e e

Comments

[emmyxogast]

delusional girls, apparently, can be so cruel.

oh so cruel.
would i be classified as a delusional girl? ohoho. i hope i'm not that cruel, well mostly.

they hiss loudly about chanyeol’s face; about his eyes, his nose, his lips, his skin, his ears, his height, his weird voice, his handwriting, his name, his walk, his run, his ugly smile―and what those girls like to insult the most is his press conference’s ‘sickening, fake, totally lameass cute act’―and after they’re done with everything, they will laugh extra loud to let chanyeol know that it’s him being the subject of their very interesting conversation.



oh you fucking kjasdhkja-head. ;A; first you write such cute squishy taoyeol interaction (which was my fave part of this chapter)
and then BAM- you throw this at us? really? really? you sadist T^T all the feels.


can't wait for the next part, bro.

[stupidrhapsody]

dude is taemin really saying "i said no"? what a diva. look at that face. key sure taught him well.
anyway DO introduced himself as "umma" on sukira right at the moment. how. like. yeah. okay.

would i be classified as a delusional girl? ohoho. i hope i'm not that cruel, well mostly.
like, making chen as accidental slut? nah. perfectly normal. and sane.

thanks for reading my friend aye aye the taoyeol (so weird) chantao interaction. them girls are so cute.

[emmyxogast]

because:



what is this fuckery. how can someone be so perfect. shit.

[stupidrhapsody]

you underestimate my power. i've seen that.
that last gif; so inviting, what bashful? i know not, it's his 'sign' to allure men. seriously kim jongdae. what bashful?

p.s. make a goddamn userpic, my bro, please i''m begin you.

[emmyxogast]

i don't care if you've seen it, it's jong-fucking-dae playing bashful. your argument is invalid.

userpic, huh. which gif should I use, yo? first one or second one. and bro, your everyone/chen is almost done. been trying to finish some assignments so I'll pass my course = why it's taken longer to do.

[stupidrhapsody]

yeah. i know.

the second of kors when he's all bashful shit looking away from the camera. shit.
okay now please,
please gimme a sneak peek. via PM. or somewhere. seriously.

[emmyxogast]

i could show you jongin's bit and a bit of yixing's if i wanted to. but no xiuchen or krischen spoilers. cause gotta keep some as a surprise, bro. then again, i kinda wanna keep it all as a surprise.



to share or not to share? >:X