porktruck wants to let us know that burlesque dancing is just like stripping. And the women are fat.

My boyfriend was breaking the law, but the cops shouldn't have handcuffed him! He's a minor and THAT'S ILLEGAL!

P.S. Everyone pees in stairwells, it's totally normal.

Small stupid in ask_me_anything:

tatterdemalion links to an article about how it is disrespectful and a bit morally wrong to bring small chilren to see horror movies (Hostel 2 was the example given and the children were 1 and 4 in the example), and asks who agrees or disagrees. I agree and make a statement that, unless the child has the attention span to sit there for the hr ( Read more... )

How much would it cost to get a copy of Sienna Miller's tattoo?

Best part is when she claims she didn't know Sienna Miller has a tattoo like that, even though the link she provides to the picture of the tattoo ends with "sienna-miller-star-tattoos.jpg"

my friend's mom does NOT encourage underage drinking! she just helped us get the keg.

now that this post is not on top, i will now disturb y'all with my own homemade macro:


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sing1118 says: So I have to lose 3/4 of a pound every single day for the next 3 months! "It's non-negotiable, so let's please not get into a debate about that. I'm already on Weight Watchers, but what kind of exercise can I do so that I'm losing weight and not building up lots of muscle (some is fine, but seriously, seventy pounds here)?" The reason for " ( Read more... )

The comments don't really answer the question, but the question itself is priceless.

Porque!!??

Intensive training and study has nothing to do with the real world!

Rationalisations that "student" is by no means a valid occupation, nor has anything to do with being in the real world going on over in ask_me_anything.

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EDIT: Thanks felishy for pointing out that students contribute in no way to society. layiliyal, you should get on breaking that ( Read more... )

Boy, I'm glad I'm not a criminal black guy!

Also, forgottenrain, your ten-dollar cheque is being delivered by a pack of ninja crows as we speak.

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1) raisedbyninjas thinks that rx_suicide (or whatever it is) is a sweetie.

2) forgottenrain finds my icon extremely sad.

3) xtianwarrior shows up and basically just fails at the internet by attempting to insert himself in the conversations.

EDIT: In which forgottenrain resorts to insulting my mother. DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT.

EDIT #2: In which forgottenrain and palmer_kun admit to intentionally starting dramaz. I am sure I ( Read more... )