Pedogeddon!
This is my first stupid, so be as harsh and unforgiving as you always are!
Over at the hotbed of anger and pointless internet-fights liberal we have a wannabe internet-lawyer accusing Airport security of -gasp!- CHILD PORNOGRAPHY.
X-RAYS OF NAKED CHILDREN!
Yes, according to certified legal genius vzykov, the FAA is harboring gigabytes of innocent child smut! The blurry, blue-tinted bodies of children are surely masturbation fodder for thousands of nogoodniks with access to these databases! These freedom-stealing, civil-rights-violating machines of EVIL are part of nothing less than a Republican-Corporate CONSPIRACY to spread this horrid child porn all over the internet to their digital storehouses!
Happily, across his spammed communities, most people dismiss him as a complete idiot who's got no idea what the hell a lawsuit is even for, or what child pornography is.
Over at the hotbed of anger and pointless internet-fights liberal we have a wannabe internet-lawyer accusing Airport security of -gasp!- CHILD PORNOGRAPHY.
X-RAYS OF NAKED CHILDREN!
Yes, according to certified legal genius vzykov, the FAA is harboring gigabytes of innocent child smut! The blurry, blue-tinted bodies of children are surely masturbation fodder for thousands of nogoodniks with access to these databases! These freedom-stealing, civil-rights-violating machines of EVIL are part of nothing less than a Republican-Corporate CONSPIRACY to spread this horrid child porn all over the internet to their digital storehouses!
Happily, across his spammed communities, most people dismiss him as a complete idiot who's got no idea what the hell a lawsuit is even for, or what child pornography is.