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Re: bonus stupid morpheus0013 June 23 2007, 19:39:19 UTC
I just learned two things from spazishness:

1) She's a fucking idiot.
2) There's a community called ana_haiku.

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Re: bonus stupid morpheus0013 June 23 2007, 19:41:54 UTC
I am comforted by the fact that I'm not the only person who immediately started making up haikus.

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Re: bonus stupid mazzie June 23 2007, 19:44:26 UTC
me, too fat to live
finger on my uvula
come now sweet release

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Re: bonus stupid mazzie June 23 2007, 19:51:12 UTC
i love all my bones
and how they poke at my skin
they mock your fat rolls

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Re: bonus stupid tisiphone June 23 2007, 19:54:13 UTC
Size double-zero?
Not good enough - lettuce leaves
are too caloric :(

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Re: bonus stupid mazzie June 23 2007, 19:56:34 UTC
the remains of lunch
leave a deep stain like my soul
on the ottoman

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Re: bonus stupid laughlovelive June 23 2007, 20:58:37 UTC
Oh my god....*wipes tears of laughter*

I love this community.

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Re: bonus stupid sushimustwrite June 23 2007, 21:16:28 UTC
ice cream is so good
but i can't have any now
must throw up my lunch

I'm going to the special hell for laughing at this.

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Re: bonus stupid laughlovelive June 23 2007, 21:19:28 UTC
Oh oh me too..Lemme try...

water for breakfast
food is the enemy
water for dinner

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Re: bonus stupid sushimustwrite June 23 2007, 21:24:53 UTC
celery for lunch
chew, swallow, take laxative
do better next time

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Re: bonus stupid laughlovelive June 23 2007, 21:31:10 UTC
down to 98 pounds
can you count all my ribs yet?
i am so damn fat

every time i eat
tasting, chewing, swallowing
god kills a kitten

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