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[creamicannoli]

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[bravestpeach]

Snake venom is natural, nothing natural can hurt a baby.

[creamicannoli]

right....because the breastmilk with cancel out the bad stuff. LOL

[creamicannoli]

*will, not with.

[bravestpeach]

Yes, that is true. If you spray breastmilk on a cut, it will instantly heal.

My mother told me this once while she was breast feeding me and doing shots of tequila.

[athenaworth]

lol

[glossolalia]

I totally have to remember that the next time I'm geeking out by playing Dungeons & Dragons with the other has-beens. "YO, FIGHTER DUDE! LET ME SPRAY SOME BREASTMILK ON THAT SWORD CUT!!"

[bravestpeach]

And you can always add a wonderful game of Russian Roulette! Breast milk clears up self inflicted gunshot wounds *snaps fingers* like that!

[glossolalia]

I am now laughing so hard it hurts. I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELF. ;-)

[bravestpeach]

I am just speaking the truth =)

[slow_awakening]

Yah ok.

O.o

[slow_awakening]

Hmm. Now it looks like I am making fun of you. I'm joining along in the sarcastic fun here, just so you know!

I just re-read my comment and it looks like I am making fun of you instead of the situation at parenting101.

[eyrehead247]

HAHAHAH! That is great!

[sassette726]

Little known fact: leprechaun's "pots of gold" are actually filled with breastmilk!

[sushigal007]

Nature would never hurt a baby! I'm going to let mine eat foxgloves and belladonna. ^^

[bravestpeach]

Belladonna always helps my little ones take nice long naps. They have been sleeping for weeks now.

[sushigal007]

*ruptures something laughing*