I'm going to die of osteoporosis

[stupathetically]

I swear, even when there is absolutely nothing to eat in this house of mine, there will be cereal. At least it's the good stuff. Life, Cheerios, Bunches of Oats.... Man, I'm just glad my mom stopped buying that crap that calls itself Honeycombs.

So, yeah. I'm eating cereal for dinner at midnight. I'm the fucking healthiest person on this planet.
At least I'm getting the recommended amounts of calcium.