Elliott Smith is cool

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-I don't like it when people steal stuff as a joke and think it is funny when they don't give it back.
-I don't like a lot of stuff on my desk.
-I don't like feeling like I can't run, *blasted knees*.
-I don't feel afraid to die. It's an Elliott Smith thing.
-I don't like most of the Republicans in Congress.
-I don't like Bush and the others, some of their names are hard to spell.
-I don't like not being able to play my dad ping-pong right-handed due to his injury.
-I like watches.
-I like keyboards.
-I don't like formal.
-I like juggling.
-I like unicycling.
-I don't like having to combine the two as a preformance for Coffee House.
-I like driving.
-I don't like paying for gas.
-I have decided that something needs to be done about poor countries and fat people
-P.E. should be a K-12 requirement, and not bs P.E. but some fairly hardcore P.E. It would save our government billions in heathcare. Oh ya, and they should look around at every other civilized country in the world and give our citizens healthcare.
-Border Patrol is a dumb idea.
-If I ever become as much of an asshole as Erin thinks I am, slap me until I stab you. You will be considered a martyr.

*Apply British accent.