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In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing
> a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it
> was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight
> to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the
> bus.
> Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she
> reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this
> would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the
> step, only to discover that she couldn't. So, a little more
> embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a
> little more, and for the second time attempted the step.
> Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a
> little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little
> more and again was unable to take the step.
> About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her
> up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
> She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled,
> "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
> The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree
> with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured
> we was friends."
> a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it
> was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight
> to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the
> bus.
> Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she
> reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this
> would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the
> step, only to discover that she couldn't. So, a little more
> embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a
> little more, and for the second time attempted the step.
> Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a
> little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little
> more and again was unable to take the step.
> About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her
> up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
> She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled,
> "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
> The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree
> with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured
> we was friends."