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A man showed up at a Bama game with a little dog with a red collar and a little red sweater with an A on the back. The gate guard said, "Hey, that's a cute dog, but you have to have a ticket for him too", the man replied, "Yes, I know. I take him to all the games.
When we beat Florida he will run from the top of the stands to the bottom, skipping every other step,
When we beat Mississippi State he will walk up and down the aisles on his front paws,
when we Beat Ole Miss he will turn little back flips"...the guard smiled and said "well, that's really something.
What does he do when we beat Auburn?" the man looked down and said, "I don't know, I've only had him 3 years"
When we beat Florida he will run from the top of the stands to the bottom, skipping every other step,
When we beat Mississippi State he will walk up and down the aisles on his front paws,
when we Beat Ole Miss he will turn little back flips"...the guard smiled and said "well, that's really something.
What does he do when we beat Auburn?" the man looked down and said, "I don't know, I've only had him 3 years"