Oh. My. God, Becky...
Pay no attention to the awkwardness of the bat's position, despite it seeming to scream out 'she doesn't know what she's doing.' I'm not sure if this is the at-bat where I struck out, or the one where I got a base hit that eventually led to a score (don't get excited; we got creamed).
None of that matters because, clearly, the real focus of this shot is my 'omg it is so huge' buttockal region.