omg, if things get any cheesier around here
MC Hammer's on campus today. (A camera crew from A&E is running around filming him, and the event in general.) This information will become important later.
Today is also, you may have noticed, St. Patrick's Day. Super forgot this somehow and did not wear any green. First thing upon walking in, one of our colleagues pinched her.
The event of which MC Hammer is a feature is invitation-only (hence no plain-clothes security guys wandering around). People who are on the list have special wristbands. These wristbands are green.
So, Super got a wristband from one of the event organizers. Putting it on, she went to the fellow who had pinched her earlier, displayed her wrist, and said
"Can't touch this!"
....
Oh my god, if I hear one more "Can't Touch This" joke today...
People! The man does have other songs to his credit.
Today is also, you may have noticed, St. Patrick's Day. Super forgot this somehow and did not wear any green. First thing upon walking in, one of our colleagues pinched her.
The event of which MC Hammer is a feature is invitation-only (hence no plain-clothes security guys wandering around). People who are on the list have special wristbands. These wristbands are green.
So, Super got a wristband from one of the event organizers. Putting it on, she went to the fellow who had pinched her earlier, displayed her wrist, and said
"Can't touch this!"
....
Oh my god, if I hear one more "Can't Touch This" joke today...
People! The man does have other songs to his credit.